| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #800 | 1-ball | 4 |
| #847 | 2-ball | 3 |
| #881 | 3-ball | 3 |
| #1110 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #644 | 5-ball | 5 |
| #480 | 6-ball | 9 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #900 | 7-ball | 3 |
| #801 | 8-ball | 18 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #426 | Amulet of Yendor | 51 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #169 | Blatantly Canadian | 20 |
| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #3593 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #994 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1005 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #259 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #791 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #784 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #87 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 2 |
| #885 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #5056 | badass belt | 5 |
| #492 | bag of Cheat-Os | 11 |
| #1082 | bag of airline peanuts | 17 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #222 | balaclava baklava | 14 |
| #653 | baseball | 3 |
| #147 | bellhop bell | 3 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #172 | bottle of black cat tonic | 4 |
| #3683 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #317 | bottled inspiration | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #2368 | box of sunshine | 48 |
| #1660 | brick | 9 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #798 | can of Binarrrca | 10 |
| #164 | can-can-in-a-can | 2 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1186 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 6 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1294 | clown hammer | 9 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #780 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #950 | defective skull | 13 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #392 | disbelief suspenders | 2 |
| #226 | disintegrating spiky collar | 1 |
| #1677 | drywall axe | 2 |
| #48 | dwarf bread | 111 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #855 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #664 | encoder ring | 16 |
| #134 | escargotsicle | 3 |
| #1337 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 8 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #1353 | fake fake vomit | 10 |
| #1469 | fake hand | 4 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #999 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #971 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #131 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #426 | furry pants | 1 |
| #1242 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #1639 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1726 | giant pinky ring | 4 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #720 | gloomy black mushroom | 4 |
| #154 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1682 | green beer | 2 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #678 | green snowcone | 3 |
| #3888 | grue egg | 3 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #1122 | handful of hand chalk | 3 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #233 | honey-dew | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1094 | jazz soap | 15 |
| #1095 | joybuzzer | 16 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #201 | library card | 2 |
| #376 | los chinos | 1 |
| #1978 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1084 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 16 |
| #246 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #170 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #153 | maple leaf | 4 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #789 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #783 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #857 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #227 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #726 | orange snowcone | 3 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #188 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #263 | patent antipsychotics | 1 |
| #795 | penguin skin | 18 |
| #1127 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 10 |
| #1177 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 13 |
| #331 | pink glowstick | 7 |
| #287 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #160 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #210 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #913 | pool cue | 2 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #623 | purple snowcone | 7 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #736 | red snowcone | 2 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1127 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1759 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1722 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1260 | rubber emo roe | 12 |
| #206 | sensitive poetry journal | 2 |
| #2572 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #94 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 8 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #800 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #1974 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #554 | spider web | 47 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #605 | star hat | 1 |
| #329 | star pants | 1 |
| #469 | stick of dynamite | 2 |
| #5703 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #5251 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #6969 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #5800 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #5276 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4794 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #6364 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5818 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4579 | stuffed hand turkey | 8 |
| #6284 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #5337 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #6361 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4736 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #4941 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4242 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3378 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 13 |
| #268 | supportive bra | 7 |
| #965 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #118 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 247 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2730 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #2779 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2196 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #2844 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2184 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2812 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6225 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6082 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6062 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #284 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 17 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #1463 | whoopie cushion | 7 |
| #1455 | wind-up chattering teeth | 8 |
| #1247 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #188 | wooden axe | 4 |
| #1002 | x-ray specs | 9 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1349 | yellow snowcone | 11 |
| #1446 | yeti fur | 5 |