| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #801 | 1-ball | 4 |
| #848 | 2-ball | 3 |
| #882 | 3-ball | 3 |
| #1111 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #644 | 5-ball | 5 |
| #480 | 6-ball | 9 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #901 | 7-ball | 3 |
| #802 | 8-ball | 18 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #426 | Amulet of Yendor | 51 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #169 | Blatantly Canadian | 20 |
| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #3592 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #259 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #87 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 2 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #491 | bag of Cheat-Os | 11 |
| #1082 | bag of airline peanuts | 17 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #222 | balaclava baklava | 14 |
| #654 | baseball | 3 |
| #147 | bellhop bell | 3 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #172 | bottle of black cat tonic | 4 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #317 | bottled inspiration | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #2368 | box of sunshine | 48 |
| #1661 | brick | 9 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #798 | can of Binarrrca | 10 |
| #164 | can-can-in-a-can | 2 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1186 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 6 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1294 | clown hammer | 9 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #950 | defective skull | 13 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #392 | disbelief suspenders | 2 |
| #226 | disintegrating spiky collar | 1 |
| #1677 | drywall axe | 2 |
| #48 | dwarf bread | 111 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #664 | encoder ring | 16 |
| #134 | escargotsicle | 3 |
| #1337 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 8 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #1353 | fake fake vomit | 10 |
| #1470 | fake hand | 4 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #131 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #1242 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1725 | giant pinky ring | 4 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #720 | gloomy black mushroom | 4 |
| #153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1683 | green beer | 2 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #678 | green snowcone | 3 |
| #3890 | grue egg | 3 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #1122 | handful of hand chalk | 3 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #233 | honey-dew | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1093 | jazz soap | 15 |
| #1096 | joybuzzer | 16 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #201 | library card | 2 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1084 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 16 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #153 | maple leaf | 4 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #227 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #726 | orange snowcone | 3 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #187 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #263 | patent antipsychotics | 1 |
| #795 | penguin skin | 18 |
| #1127 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 10 |
| #1177 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 13 |
| #331 | pink glowstick | 7 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #912 | pool cue | 2 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #623 | purple snowcone | 7 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #736 | red snowcone | 2 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1759 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1722 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1260 | rubber emo roe | 12 |
| #206 | sensitive poetry journal | 2 |
| #2570 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #94 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 8 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #1973 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #553 | spider web | 47 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #469 | stick of dynamite | 2 |
| #5702 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #5251 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #6967 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #5798 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #5275 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4794 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #6363 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5818 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4580 | stuffed hand turkey | 8 |
| #6283 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #5337 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #6361 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4735 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #4941 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4242 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3378 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 13 |
| #268 | supportive bra | 7 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #118 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 247 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2197 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2185 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #284 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 17 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #1463 | whoopie cushion | 7 |
| #1455 | wind-up chattering teeth | 8 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #188 | wooden axe | 4 |
| #1002 | x-ray specs | 9 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1349 | yellow snowcone | 11 |
| #1446 | yeti fur | 5 |