| #21 | Boris's key lime pie | 95 |
| #177 | Bulky Buddy Box | 15 |
| #28 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 10 |
| #15 | Cloaca grenade | 1,420 |
| #133 | Corpse Island iced tea | 38 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #16 | Dyspepsi grenade | 747 |
| #21 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 88 |
| #524 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 4 |
| #22 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 86 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #436 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 4 |
| #230 | aspirin | 4 |
| #75 | baby killer bee | 130 |
| #97 | ball-in-a-cup | 2 |
| #241 | balloon monkey | 7 |
| #500 | banana peel | 3 |
| #288 | barrrnacle | 55 |
| #33 | beer bomb | 1,629 |
| #28 | big boom | 91 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #36 | bottle of alcohol | 214 |
| #865 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 10 |
| #149 | cocoa egg | 100 |
| #213 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #181 | corpse on the beach | 28 |
| #144 | corpsedriver | 34 |
| #113 | corpsetini | 42 |
| #432 | cream pie | 1 |
| #90 | depantsing bomb | 75 |
| #38 | digital key lime pie | 47 |
| #352 | evil teddy bear | 41 |
| #44 | exploding hacky-sack | 93 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #774 | fire | 6 |
| #236 | frigid mote | 3 |
| #803 | fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #77 | gas balloon | 171 |
| #72 | ghost pickle on a stick | 14 |
| #28 | ghuol guolash | 503 |
| #53 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 4 |
| #269 | goat | 2 |
| #33 | green beer | 449 |
| #85 | green smoke bomb | 35 |
| #27 | grouchy restless spirit | 4,535 |
| #2669 | grue egg | 7 |
| #27 | handmade hobby horse | 5 |
| #31 | hovering sombrero | 13 |
| #63 | leprechaun hatchling | 9 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #11 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 6 |
| #250 | lump of coal | 1 |
| #17 | misfit dolly | 5 |
| #29 | misfit hobby horse | 3 |
| #11 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 867 |
| #292 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #249 | oriole-feather headdress | 5 |
| #40 | patchouli oil bomb | 96 |
| #96 | pet rock | 75 |
| #30 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1,609 |
| #78 | pink plastic baby | 6 |
| #40 | potato sprout | 31 |
| #102 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 16 |
| #17 | sake bomb | 2,150 |
| #42 | sausage bomb | 78 |
| #59 | scary death orb | 2 |
| #49 | set of jacks | 3 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #460 | sleeping snowy owl | 6 |
| #83 | solid baconstone earring | 1 |
| #79 | solid baconstone necklace | 1 |
| #102 | solid baconstone ring | 1 |
| #52 | spooky hockey mask | 21 |
| #410 | spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #31 | star key lime pie | 47 |
| #83 | star throwing star | 6 |
| #327 | teddy bear | 21 |
| #698 | teddy borg | 11 |
| #35 | ten-leaf clover | 1,434 |
| #27 | tequila grenade | 447 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #29 | tomato daiquiri | 52 |
| #295 | toothsome rock | 37 |
| #40 | water pipe bomb | 2,626 |
| #42 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 96 |
| #91 | wind-up chattering teeth | 260 |
| #132 | world's smallest violin | 5 |
| #1017 | zombie pineal gland | 4 |