| #634 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 2 |
| #73 | CRIMBCO scrip | 4,835 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #273 | Valentine's Day cake | 2 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #288 | arrow'd heart balloon | 2 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #220 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #86 | banana milkshake | 1 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #72 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 3 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #70 | fudge bunny | 10 |
| #176 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #1007 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #259 | left half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #180 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #990 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #928 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #4 | patchouli incense stick | 39,057 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #98 | red balloon | 6 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #305 | right half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1011 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |