| #634 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 2 |
| #73 | CRIMBCO scrip | 4,835 |
| #2426 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #1366 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #273 | Valentine's Day cake | 2 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2605 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #288 | arrow'd heart balloon | 2 |
| #1147 | banana | 1 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #222 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #87 | banana milkshake | 1 |
| #655 | banana peel | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #968 | bananagate | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #466 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #72 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 3 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #143 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #70 | fudge bunny | 10 |
| #179 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2812 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #1010 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1066 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #250 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #259 | left half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #178 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #233 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #988 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #926 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #4 | patchouli incense stick | 39,057 |
| #207 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #98 | red balloon | 6 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #304 | right half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #225 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #909 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1590 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #923 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1013 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |