| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #911 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #775 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #467 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #776 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #346 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #220 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #847 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #508 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #821 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #403 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #1795 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #616 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #652 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #504 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #768 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #275 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #901 | handful of sand | 1 |
| #629 | handful of sawdust | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #550 | hellseal claw | 1 |
| #516 | hellseal whisker | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #441 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #398 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #670 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #674 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #588 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |