| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #412 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #470 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del CinturĂ³n de Lopez | 1 |
| #777 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #347 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #221 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #590 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #849 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #544 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #823 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #403 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #1795 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #617 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #651 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #504 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #770 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #497 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #276 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1282 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #899 | handful of sand | 1 |
| #631 | handful of sawdust | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #554 | hellseal claw | 1 |
| #520 | hellseal whisker | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1034 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #441 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #398 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #668 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #673 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #589 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |