| #4 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 13 |
| #88 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 2 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #401 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 9 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #502 | Green Clover of Justice | 4 |
| #36 | Humpty Dumplings | 1 |
| #256 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 3 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #268 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 5 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #999 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 6 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #362 | Uncle Romulus | 3 |
| #538 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 6 |
| #353 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 5 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #115 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #4115 | box of sunshine | 13 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #268 | colorful plastic ball | 101 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #925 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 6 |
| #1637 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #305 | fat stacks of cash | 34 |
| #92 | floaty gravel | 2 |
| #102 | floaty pebbles | 4 |
| #813 | floaty sand | 4 |
| #283 | fossilized baboon skull | 2 |
| #730 | fossilized limb | 2 |
| #113 | fossilized serpent skull | 8 |
| #240 | fossilized spike | 18 |
| #177 | fossilized torso | 36 |
| #386 | fossilized wing | 7 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #28 | leftover Crimbo rations | 6 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1031 | sandwich of the gods | 6 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #654 | wad of cotton | 3 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |