| #798 | Amulet of Yendor | 17 |
| #92 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 33 |
| #1251 | Crimboween memo | 8 |
| #194 | Daffy Taffy | 169 |
| #1366 | Feynman gate | 3 |
| #232 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 41 |
| #299 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 184 |
| #265 | Rock Pops | 192 |
| #249 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #294 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 17 |
| #14 | arse-a'fire elixir | 18 |
| #170 | astronaut pants | 50 |
| #516 | atomic vector plotter | 6 |
| #1152 | bag of airline peanuts | 14 |
| #224 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 7 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #594 | blue plastic oyster egg | 8 |
| #1437 | brick | 13 |
| #132 | candied kobold | 25 |
| #1964 | candied yams | 3 |
| #115 | candy brain | 52 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #172 | candy stake | 26 |
| #1344 | capacitor relay | 4 |
| #855 | clown hammer | 26 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #26 | cosmic lemonade | 8 |
| #145 | deck of tropical cards | 3 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #842 | encoder ring | 8 |
| #571 | evil teddy bear | 23 |
| #921 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 22 |
| #1469 | fake fake vomit | 7 |
| #1064 | fake hand | 13 |
| #470 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 12 |
| #356 | fire | 16 |
| #1786 | fruitcake | 6 |
| #1857 | gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #268 | gingerbread horror | 18 |
| #1647 | heart necklace | 4 |
| #1742 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #166 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 24 |
| #957 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1068 | joybuzzer | 17 |
| #883 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #985 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 20 |
| #536 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #673 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #357 | oyster basket | 11 |
| #313 | pet rock | 24 |
| #847 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 21 |
| #922 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 25 |
| #954 | pile of candy | 2 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #226 | prehistoric spear | 17 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #760 | recursive spline reticulator | 2 |
| #1006 | [2108]rock | 3 |
| #1044 | rubber emo roe | 21 |
| #146 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 32 |
| #891 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #253 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 6 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2493 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #468 | spooky eggnog | 11 |
| #846 | spooky felt | 10 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #555 | spooky length of string | 19 |
| #625 | spooky stuffing | 9 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #444 | spooky wooden block | 16 |
| #1028 | stick | 1 |
| #266 | stick-on-a-string | 16 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #272 | stringy sinew | 39 |
| #571 | sub-molecular interocitor | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #156 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 7 |
| #151 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 7 |
| #183 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 7 |
| #195 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 7 |
| #157 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 7 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #217 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 7 |
| #975 | tooth | 3 |
| #346 | toothsome rock | 30 |
| #578 | toy crazy train | 15 |
| #199 | toy jet pack | 41 |
| #1282 | toy mercenary | 3 |
| #375 | toy ray gun | 26 |
| #178 | toy space helmet | 50 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #447 | tree-eating kite | 76 |
| #253 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #255 | tropical wrapping paper | 4 |
| #392 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 28 |
| #200 | wheel | 18 |
| #1172 | whoopie cushion | 15 |
| #1511 | wind-up chattering teeth | 7 |
| #900 | x-ray specs | 12 |
| #967 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #1040 | yellow snowcone | 24 |
| #549 | yo | 17 |