| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1730 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1152 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #611 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1669 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #581 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #39 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| #6 | Junior Adventurer's merit badge | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #263 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #129 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #6 | STYX deodorant body spray | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #18 | astronaut ice-cream | 20 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #787 | beertini | 1 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| #26 | big bumboozer marble | 1 |
| #874 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #198 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #610 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #640 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #216 | catgut taco | 1 |
| #689 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #1797 | clown hammer | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #667 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #1479 | defective skull | 1 |
| #105 | delicious salad | 360 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #1181 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1774 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #17 | fake fake vomit | 1,414 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #170 | goat cheese taco | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #123 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #1884 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #131 | jumping bean taco | 1 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #54 | lucky lighter | 1 |
| #1893 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #237 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #730 | mood ring | 1 |
| #555 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #619 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #538 | papaya taco | 1 |
| #237 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #524 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #202 | pr0n taco | 1 |
| #247 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #846 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #211 | royal jelly taco | 1 |
| #1961 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #623 | salty slug | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #225 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #143 | tin rations | 1 |
| #176 | toast | 8,886 |
| #133 | tofu taco | 1 |
| #641 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #8 | trusty torch | 1 |
| #871 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #140 | white-label gin | 1 |
| #1936 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2055 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |
| #1455 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #2118 | yellow snowcone | 1 |