| #213 | "caramel" orange | 2 |
| #922 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #409 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 2 |
| #835 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #218 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 7 |
| #70 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #156 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 5 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #2098 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #345 | CRIMBCO scrip | 985 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #371 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #564 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 9 |
| #42 | Crimbo Carol tattoo kit | 1 |
| #45 | Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit | 1 |
| #44 | Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit | 1 |
| #239 | Crimbo Credit | 39 |
| #113 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 26 |
| #1150 | Crimbo candied pecan | 3 |
| #1173 | Crimbo fudge | 3 |
| #1098 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 4 |
| #326 | Crimbo salad | 4 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #65 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 41 |
| #1887 | Crimbuck | 59 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1006 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #12 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #151 | Roman sadnals | 1 |
| #15 | SMOOCH bracers | 1 |
| #14 | SMOOCH breastplate | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH codpiece | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH kneepads | 1 |
| #10 | SMOOCH spaulders | 1 |
| #14 | aerogel anvil | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel attache case | 1 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #816 | ammonite fossil | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #886 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #895 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #905 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #183 | bark rootbeer | 5 |
| #40 | barrelhead | 1 |
| #671 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #726 | black sword | 1 |
| #33 | bottoms of the barrel | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1103 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1110 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #213 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #78 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #39 | chest barrel | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #212 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #11 | crappy Mer-kin mask | 1 |
| #11 | crappy Mer-kin tailpiece | 1 |
| #165 | cyborg doll | 11 |
| #226 | dense meat stack | 2,300 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #79 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #895 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #16 | eldritch hat | 1 |
| #13 | eldritch pants | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #463 | filthy lucre | 84 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #18 | ghast iron Garibaldi | 1 |
| #23 | ghast iron cleaver | 1 |
| #17 | ghast iron codpiece | 1 |
| #16 | ghast iron heater shield | 1 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #156 | gladiator tunica | 1 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #223 | gold wedding ring | 37 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #40 | lucky rabbitfish fin | 1 |
| #155 | madius | 1 |
| #790 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #78 | oil cap | 1 |
| #73 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #82 | oil slacks | 1 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchaeranthera | 1 |
| #15 | papier-masque | 1 |
| #15 | papier-mitre | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #13 | pottery hat | 2 |
| #12 | pottery shield | 2 |
| #12 | pottery training pants | 2 |
| #73 | pteruges | 1 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #140 | radiator heater shield | 1 |
| #872 | really dense meat stack | 6 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #802 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #44 | spearfish fishing spear | 1 |
| #9 | stuffed angry cow | 4,154 |
| #21 | stuffed astral badger | 1,199 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #193 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #38 | waders | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |