| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #446 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 5 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #63 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #1146 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #1923 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1501 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| 🥈 | blank white card | 1 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #146 | box of sunshine | 2,794 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #22 | eye 'n' horn shampoo | 1 |
| #1945 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #1780 | handful of confetti | 20 |
| #460 | hot wad | 1 |
| #122 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #270 | library card | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #478 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #669 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #403 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #268 | pocket theremin | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #325 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #448 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 1 |
| #411 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 1 |
| #279 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #1160 | spider web | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #61 | steely marble | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #3053 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #101 | sugar shank | 1 |
| #41 | thin black candle | 10,565 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |