| #140 | 5-hour acrimony | 1 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #859 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 2 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1095 | CRIMBCO scrip | 45 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #548 | Chroner | 2 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1014 | Crimbuck | 617 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #265 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 8 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #699 | SPF 451 lip balm | 2 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #649 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 6 |
| #425 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 3 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #376 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 12 |
| #646 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 7 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #366 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 11 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #668 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 12 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #137 | angst burger | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #264 | around the world | 7 |
| #75 | attorney's badge | 22 |
| #390 | baby killer bee | 26 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #182 | baggie of powdered sugar | 154 |
| #593 | banana | 6 |
| #140 | beach glass bead | 53 |
| #54 | black candygram | 1 |
| #509 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #1895 | box of sunshine | 76 |
| #733 | can of spinach | 2 |
| #179 | carob chunks | 49 |
| #132 | clay peace-sign bead | 57 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #134 | cornuthaum | 62 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #281 | donkey flipbook | 3 |
| #506 | fake blood | 2 |
| #165 | filthy corduroys | 65 |
| #139 | filthy knitted dread sack | 75 |
| #470 | [2426]fire flower | 2 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #134 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #191 | green candygram | 2 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #592 | handful of confetti | 69 |
| #17 | humming El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #66 | left half of a heart necklace | 7 |
| #250 | lump of coal | 1 |
| #162 | mind flayer corpse | 120 |
| #183 | orange candygram | 3 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #191 | patchouli incense stick | 160 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #421 | purple glowstick | 3 |
| #207 | right half of a heart necklace | 3 |
| #144 | ring of aggravate monster | 84 |
| #8 | rocky raccoon | 48,634 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2194 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #483 | steamy ruby | 1 |
| #184 | tambourine bells | 47 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #109 | temporary teardrop tattoo | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #102 | tiny bust of Pallas | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #1146 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 4 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #2174 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #1774 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #1721 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 4 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #128 | vorpal blade | 80 |
| #210 | windchimes | 52 |
| #165 | yellow candygram | 6 |