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| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
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| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
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| #406 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 5 |
| #179 | Black Body™ spray | 1 |
| #355 | Black No. 2 | 13 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
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| #1009 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #294 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
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| #1926 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #363 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #500 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #819 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #658 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #218 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
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| #609 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
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| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
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| #221 | bilge wine | 100 |
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| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
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| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
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| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
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| #415 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
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| #622 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
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| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #452 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1 |
| #247 | brains casserole | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
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| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #542 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| #680 | brown sugar cane | 1 |
| #615 | bubblewrap ore | 1 |
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| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
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| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #579 | bunch of square grapes | 1 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #375 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #540 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
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| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
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| #226 | can-can-in-a-can | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #855 | candy brain | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #746 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
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| #637 | carbonated water lily | 1 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
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| #665 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #638 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #733 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #1031 | cast | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #820 | catgut | 1 |
| #687 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #234 | chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #662 | cherry | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #575 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #820 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #687 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #162 | chrome crossbow string | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #705 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #457 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #402 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #961 | dark potion | 1 |
| #178 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #583 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| #808 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #713 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #174 | delectable catalyst | 1 |
| #466 | delicious noodles | 1 |
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| #245 | delicious shimmering moth | 1 |
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| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #374 | denim axe | 1 |
| #1265 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #589 | deodorant | 1 |
| #616 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #764 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |