musical death

RankItemQuantity
#773'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
#14381-ball1
#12111-leaf clover1
#11491337 7r0uZ0RZ1
#14272-ball1
#14573-ball1
#101630669 scroll1
#122433398 scroll1
#934334 scroll1
#14744-ball1
#4414-dimensional guitar1
#3365-Alarm Saucepan1
#14365-ball1
#14266-ball1
#26264067 scroll1
#394668 scroll1
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#14867-ball1
#22458-ball1
#6269-ball1
#785ASCII shirt1
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#2095Angry Farmer candy1
#1133Asleep in the Cemetery1
#4296Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#113Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook7
#408Bit O' Ectoplasm5
#181Black Body™ spray1
#357Black No. 213
#815Blizzards I Have Died In1
#924Boris's ring1
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#1743Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air1
#1012Brimstone Chicken Sandwich1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#293C.H.U.M. chum1
#588C.H.U.M. knife1
#85Can-Can skirt1
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#1927Daffy Taffy1
#532Deactivated O. A. F.1
#1119Yakisoba's hat1
#365a butt tuba1
#706a little sump'm sump'm1
#1478abominable snowcone1
#503accidental cider1
#1006acid-squirting flower1
#1006acoustic guitarrr1
#821adder bladder1
#91albatross necklace1
#706all-purpose cleaner1
#1432amulet of extreme plot significance1
#656ancient Magi-Wipes1
#219ancient cursed foot locker1
#638ancient frozen dinner1
#671ancient protein powder1
#533ancient spice1
#3681ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
#610ancient vinyl coin purse1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#1081annoying pitchfork1
#631ant agonist1
#260ant sickle1
#1061anticheese1
#887antique greaves1
#731antique hand mirror1
#897antique helmet1
#497antique packet of ketchup1
#906antique shield1
#948antique spear1
#855arrrgyle socks1
#435asbestos crossbow1
#171asbestos crossbow string1
#1106asbestos ore1
#478asbestos sword1
#1080asparagus knife1
#643asshat1
#415astronaut ice-cream1
#2064astronaut pants1
#1088atomic vector plotter1
#115attention spanner1
#1921awful poetry journal1
#1849baby killer bee1
#2450baconstone1
#7427badass belt1
#951bag of Cheat-Os1
#2042ball1
#305balloon helmet1
#1029balloon monkey1
#312balloon sword1
#630ballroom blintz1
#1020banana-frosted king cake1
#218banjo strings1
#1234bar skin1
#961barbed-wire fence1
#2128barrrnacle1
#367barskin hat1
#900baseball1
#940bat guano1
#1017bat wing1
#144bat wing stir-fry1
#1912bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#784batblade1
#1172batgut1
#227battered hubcap1
#682beach glass bead1
#288beach glass necklace1
#267bean burrito1
#455beaten-up Chucks1
#643bed of coals1
#967beer bomb1
#572beer bong1
#172beer cartilage1
#254beer goggles1
#673beer helmet1
#117beer-a-pult1
#788beertini1
#690beholed bedsheet1
#233bejeweled accordion strap1
#745bejeweled pledge pin1
#242bellhop bell1
#559bi-lateral logic compressor4
#382big boom1
#207big red clown nose41
#40big stirring stick2
#221bilge wine100
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#1014bit of clingfilm3
#203black cherry soda1
#189black facepaint1
#307black greaves7
#252black helmet10
#1380black paisley oyster egg3
#526black pension check2
#245black picnic basket7
#401black pixel50
#935black plastic oyster egg4
#846black polka-dot oyster egg5
#667black shield1
#851black snake skin1
#813black snowcone1
#464black spot1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#727black sword1
#892blackberry1
#269blackberry combat boots1
#221blackberry moccasins1
#226blackberry slippers1
#1035bloody beer1
#964bloody clown pants1
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#1231blue pixel1
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#877blue snowcone1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#333blundarrrbus1
#213bone collar1
#665bone rattle1
#752booty chest charrrm1
#980borg sock monkey1
#413bottle of Domesticated Turkey1
#386bottle of Jorge Sinsonte1
#743bottle of Monsieur Bubble1
#334bottle of Ooze-O1
#624bottle of Pinot Renoir1
#456bottle of Vangoghbitussin1
#697bottle of alcohol1
#670bottle of antifreeze1
#307bottle of black cat tonic1
#1329bottle of gin1
#679bottle of pirate juice1
#679bottle of popskull1
#266bottle of realpagne1
#1584bottle of rum1
#663bottle of sewage schnapps1
#1367bottle of tequila1
#1260bottle of vodka1
#1505bottle of whiskey1
#544bottle opener belt buckle1
#318bottled inspiration1
#1137bowl of cottage cheese1
#570bowl of fishysoisse1
#169bowl of rye sprouts1
#1053box1
#7455box of sunshine1
#230box turtle1
#180box-in-the-box-in-the-box1
#1334boxed wine1
#455brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings1
#247brains casserole1
#318brass stinger1
#746briefcase1
#696broken cellular phone1
#1268broken skull1
#624broken sword1
#541bronzed locust1
#677brown sugar cane1
#615bubblewrap ore1
#957bubbly potion1
#1627buckyball1
#1102bugbear beanie1
#1109bugbear bungguard1
#592bullet-proof corduroys1
#1095bum cheek1
#578bunch of square grapes1
#466bungle in the jungle1
#374buoybottoms1
#538cactus fruit1
#534calle de miel1
#1816can of Binarrrca1
#351can of Ghuol-B-Gone™1
#1107can of Red Minotaur1
#592can of maces1
#956can of spinach1
#164can of starch1
#226can-can-in-a-can1
#2975can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce1
#1141candied kobold1
#2875candied yams1
#858candy brain1
#4784candy cane1
#745cannonball charrrm1
#1757capacitor relay1
#1811carbon nanotube frame1
#529carbonated soy milk1
#635carbonated water lily1
#330cardboard katana1
#609cardboard ore1
#684cardboard wakizashi1
#666carob chunk cookies1
#640carob chunk noodles1
#731carob chunks1
#873casino pass1
#1030cast1
#153cast-iron legacy paddle1
#687cat appendix1
#818catgut1
#690centipede eggs1
#1705chaos butterfly1
#235chef-in-the-box1
#664cherry1
#508chintzy saucepan earring1
#576chloroform rag1
#409chocolate spurs1
#824chopsticks1
#689chorizo brownies1
#765chorizo taco1
#164chrome crossbow string1
#798clown shoes1
#864cool whip1
#706crowbarrr1
#597cup of infinite pencils1
#459cup of primitive beer1
#403curmudgel1
#513cursed bottle of rum1
#377cursed piece of thirteen1
#919cyborg doll1
#1826cyborg stompin' boot1
#585dance card1
#964dark potion1
#179deactivated MicroMechaMech1
#1292dead guy's watch1
#615deadly lampshade1
#582decaying goldfish liver1
#810decorative fountain1
#714dehydrated caviar1
#175delectable catalyst1
#468delicious noodles1
#1796delicious salad1
#245delicious shimmering moth1
#229delicious spicy noodles1
#923demon skin1
#158demonskin trousers1
#375denim axe1
#1263dense meat stack1
#591deodorant1
#618depantsing bomb1
#766desiccated apricot1
#3285diamond necklace1
#1064diamond-studded cane1
#597didgeridooka1
#1628disassembled clover1
#1189ten-leaf clover1

Wow, that's 533 items total!

what items are this player missing?