| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #820 | Goodfella contract | 5 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #363 | LED block | 3 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #577 | M-242 | 10 |
| #1507 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 5 |
| #845 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 4 |
| #865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #124 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 6 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #4 | Warehouse 23 crate | 1 |
| #1144 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1179 | carbon nanotube frame | 6 |
| #324 | cement sandals | 3 |
| #980 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 9 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1260 | elven cellocello | 16 |
| #1122 | elven suicide capsule | 17 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #539 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #1203 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #1780 | handful of confetti | 20 |
| #1487 | herringcello | 11 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #255 | iGoogly | 101 |
| #1012 | ion grid | 9 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #545 | jar of swamp gas | 50 |
| #1184 | kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #2490 | laser-broiled pear | 9 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #1458 | mafia aria | 5 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #1677 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #1040 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #174 | nanofiber cloth | 36 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #1159 | pair of bolt cutters | 2 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #1536 | passable elf mask | 2 |
| #1551 | penguin focaccia bread | 9 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1083 | robotronic egg | 24 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #540 | snake | 10 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #676 | stainless steel scarf | 5 |
| #536 | stainless steel shillelagh | 8 |
| #931 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #565 | stainless steel slacks | 7 |
| #355 | stainless steel solitaire | 8 |
| #350 | stainless steel suspenders | 11 |
| #925 | support cummerbund | 4 |
| #188 | synthetic stuffing | 77 |
| #1221 | throwing wrench | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #1456 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 5 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2213 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #1753 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #737 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 10 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #1787 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #1473 | tiny plastic zmobie | 5 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #2458 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 4 |