| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #2353 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #1261 | Crimbuck | 355 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #2510 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #63 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 7 |
| #27 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 109 |
| #248 | Supernova Champagne | 20 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #302 | bacon bath ball | 3 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #328 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #1498 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #263 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #2560 | bottle of goofballs | 7 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #968 | bunny liver | 1 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #353 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
| #633 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #234 | cup of primitive beer | 9 |
| #109 | distilled fortified wine | 22 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #109 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #2970 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #156 | eggnog | 113 |
| #279 | flaming mushroom | 10 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #358 | flute of flat champagne | 17 |
| #163 | funky dried mushroom | 72 |
| #803 | fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #321 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #479 | gloomy black mushroom | 6 |
| #170 | gloomy mushroom wine | 4 |
| #3460 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #304 | holiday cheese log | 6 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| 🥇 | mayfly bait necklace | 1 |
| #33 | melted Jell-o shot | 229 |
| #1082 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #104 | natural fennel soda | 67 |
| #2517 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #60 | oily golden mushroom | 6 |
| #1742 | old sweatpants | 6 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #70 | papaya slung | 32 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| #96 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 8 |
| #95 | shot of flower schnapps | 13 |
| #95 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 70 |
| #198 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 2 |
| #111 | shot of orange schnapps | 63 |
| #94 | shot of rotgut | 13 |
| #93 | shot of tomato schnapps | 86 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #242 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 54 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2566 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #301 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #546 | spooky eggnog | 10 |
| #124 | spooky mushroom wine | 3 |
| #249 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #495 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 17 |
| #45 | tomato daiquiri | 31 |
| #222 | white Xanadian | 1 |