Scrimshaw

RankItemQuantity
#1141.21 jigawatts1
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
#423Boris's key lime pie1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#31Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium11
#520Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots10
#396Jarlsberg's key lime pie1
#312Jolly Roger charrrm11
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#437Mace of the Tortoise1
#131Meat maid1
#2244Mob Penguin cellular phone1
#235Newbiesport™ tent11
#399Sneaky Pete's key lime pie1
#471St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket11
#1400Valentine8
#273Valentine's Day cake2
#1006acoustic guitarrr1
#2224ancient unspeakable fruitcake3
#252anti-anti-antidote11
#417anticheese11
#538arrow'd heart balloon1
#377arrrgyle socks6
#122asbestos helmet turtle1
#201asshat11
#415astronaut ice-cream1
#1849baby killer bee1
#1029balloon monkey1
#338banana cream pie1
#380barbed-wire fence11
#1593barrrnacle3
#186barskin tent1
#197bartender-in-the-box1
#664bat-shaped Crimboween cookie3
#282beanbag chair1
#132black lotus1
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#1001black polka-dot oyster egg4
#1476black striped oyster egg3
#111blood-faced volleyball11
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#1291blue plastic oyster egg3
#1001blue polka-dot oyster egg4
#1835blue striped oyster egg2
#333blundarrrbus1
#1016bottle of rum11
#104bottlecap turtle2
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
#5907box of sunshine4
#230box turtle1
#44box-in-the-box-in-the-box5
#1436can of Binarrrca3
#310can of maces3
#1977can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce3
#552candy stake11
#80cardboard box turtle1
#1549chaos butterfly3
#997cheap toaster2
#235chef-in-the-box1
#274cherry pie1
#109chocolate box1
#939chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses1
#254chrome helmet turtle1
#117clockwork bartender-in-the-box1
#120clockwork chef-in-the-box1
#134clockwork maid1
#52clockwork pirate skull1
#1224cocoa egg1
#528cornuthaum5
#167cottage2
#433cream pie1
#413crowbarrr4
#1025daisy1
#396decorative fountain11
#41devil's-food cake1
#643disease9
#187disembodied smile2
#1717disturbing fanfic2
#229eXtreme nose ring1
#5138easter egg balloon1
#206enchanted eyepatch1
#355evil golden arches1
#676eyepatch5
#194fake plastic grass10
#1070fancy but probably evil chocolate6
#309fertilized ghuol egg1
#955flaming crutch1
#639flaregun8
#275flower petal pie1
#323frigid mote2
#64furry green earmuffs1
#195furry green turtle1
#2296fuzzy dice3
#703gingerbread horror9
#394goat1
#3472grue egg4
#984guy made of bee pollen1
#777heart-shaped balloon4
#541heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr1
#861hellion cube1
#591helmet turtle59
#1241herb brownies1
#2084herbal stuffing2
#306hovering sombrero1
#244killer rag doll11
#232knobby helmet turtle1
#68knobby kneepads1
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#1171lavender plastic oyster egg3
#939lavender polka-dot oyster egg3
#384leotarrrd4
#228lihc eye pie11
#114linoleum helmet turtle1
#590long-stemmed rose1
#1347mad scientist's sock monkey1
#124makeshift crane2
#153maple leaf4
#574marshmallow11
#1293mauve paisley oyster egg2
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#400mauve polka-dot oyster egg8
#971mauve striped oyster egg4
#75meat golem1
#1087meat vortex1
#95meaty helmet turtle1
#660mind flayer corpse5
#487miniature stuffed Goth Giant1
#105misshapen animal skeleton1
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#1371off-white plastic oyster egg3
#1206off-white polka-dot oyster egg2
#1024off-white striped oyster egg2
#1352oyster basket2
#1060personalized birthday cake1
#2716pet rock1
#899phonics down11
#875photoprotoneutron torpedo6
#910pink candy heart3
#336pirate pelvis8
#681pirate shirt1
#94pirate skull1
#2047pixellated candy heart1
#323plain brown wrapper1
#972plot hole11
#848potato sprout2
#263pregnant mushroom1
#284pretty bouquet8
#2037pretty flower1
#1085probability potion2
#1104procrastination potion2
#685puce paisley oyster egg4
#329puce plastic oyster egg11
#391puce polka-dot oyster egg10
#754puce striped oyster egg3
#335purple pixel pie1
#601radio button candy1
#1514red paisley oyster egg2
#1131red plastic oyster egg4
#1078red polka-dot oyster egg3
#1079red striped oyster egg2
#73reinforced furry underpants1
#416rewinged stab bat1
#968roasted marshmallow11
#37roll of drink tickets6
#461sabre-toothed lime cub1
#304safarrri hat6
#218scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil11
#1479scroll of pasta summoning1
#68sebaceous shield1
#179sewer turtle1
#201skeletortoise1
#939skull-shaped Crimboween cookie2
#1097sleeping snowy owl1
#729snifter of thoroughly aged brandy4
#798sonar-in-a-biscuit1
#1948spooky eggnog3
#548spooky pirate skeleton1
#134spooky scarecrow2
#181spooky stir-fry1
#1001star1
#170star starfish2
#272stench wad11
#81stone turtle1
#320strawberry pie1
#7820stuffed Cheshire bitten2
#5739stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech5
#1831stuffed alien blob3
#5714stuffed angry cow5
#4932stuffed astral badger7
#7027stuffed baby gravy fairy3
#382stuffed can of asparagus11
#7693stuffed cocoabo2
#352stuffed dodecapede11
#3201stuffed doppelshifter1
#6372stuffed flaming gravy fairy4
#6350stuffed frozen gravy fairy4
#154stuffed ghuol whelp11
#5752stuffed hand turkey5
#7006stuffed mind flayer3
#1154stuffed ninja snowman2
#5346stuffed scary death orb6
#1661stuffed shoulder parrot11
#6372stuffed sleazy gravy fairy4
#6909stuffed snowy owl3
#5328stuffed spooky gravy fairy6
#6285stuffed stinky gravy fairy4
#5781stuffed undead elbow macaroni5
#1049sub-molecular interocitor1
#680sunken chest11
#363swashbuckling pants11
#322tasket1
#501teeny-tiny ninja stars1
#603tenderizing hammer1
#325tiny Mountie hat1
#411tiny balloon knife1
#1355tiny house11
#382tiny knife and fork1
#463tiny maracas1
#416tiny ninja sword2
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#837tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram2
#850tiny plastic Scream Queen2
#1809tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo2
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#953tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll2
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#2690tiny plastic disco bandit2
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#3957tiny plastic ghuol whelp4
#974tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire2
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#2707tiny plastic hermit2
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#3367tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton5
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#6166tiny plastic star starfish2
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#490tiny shaker of salt5
#265tisket1
#2299tofurkey gravy2
#2296tofurkey leg2
#1865tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#767tortoise's blessing1
🥇tropical Crimbo pressie1
#599tropical paperweight1
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#673turtle pheromones1
#599turtle totem51
#51unlocked meat locker4
#354wang4
#1159white candy heart1
#617white picket fence3
#1027white pixel1
#461windchimes10
#1454x-ray specs1
#1106yellow candy heart3
#1584yellow plastic oyster egg3
#632yellow polka-dot oyster egg3

Wow, that's 977 items total!

what items are this player missing?