| #551 | Amulet of Yendor | 35 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #128 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 2 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #605 | bag of Cheat-Os | 7 |
| #540 | bag of airline peanuts | 55 |
| #129 | baggie of powdered sugar | 233 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #668 | bit of clingfilm | 6 |
| #873 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #913 | brick | 35 |
| #73 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 4 |
| #1176 | chaos butterfly | 20 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #592 | clown hammer | 46 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #608 | defective skull | 32 |
| #28 | delectable fire ant | 136 |
| #93 | delicious shimmering moth | 16 |
| #25 | delicious stinkbug | 250 |
| #714 | duct tape | 38 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #740 | encoder ring | 12 |
| #503 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 57 |
| #526 | fake fake vomit | 61 |
| #540 | fake hand | 51 |
| #560 | ferret bait | 3 |
| #805 | handful of confetti | 52 |
| #827 | hobo nickel | 106 |
| #38 | house of twigs and spit | 1 |
| #29 | interesting-looking twig | 328 |
| #430 | jazz soap | 69 |
| #580 | joybuzzer | 51 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #657 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 43 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #363 | mood ring | 23 |
| #495 | palm frond | 6 |
| #546 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 46 |
| #404 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 77 |
| #43 | plexiglass pants | 5 |
| #65 | plexiglass pendant | 3 |
| #162 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| #53 | plexiglass pinky ring | 4 |
| #66 | plexiglass pith helmet | 4 |
| #64 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 3 |
| #45 | plump juicy grub | 208 |
| #1588 | pretty flower | 4 |
| #675 | radium-flavored potato chips | 31 |
| #283 | roll of toilet paper | 360 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #529 | rubber emo roe | 60 |
| #119 | scrumptious ice ant | 3 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #568 | stainless steel scarf | 6 |
| #252 | stainless steel shillelagh | 13 |
| #310 | stainless steel skullcap | 9 |
| #455 | stainless steel slacks | 8 |
| #242 | stainless steel solitaire | 10 |
| #445 | stainless steel suspenders | 9 |
| #24 | tasty louse | 133 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1357 | towel | 3 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #569 | whoopie cushion | 55 |
| #526 | wind-up chattering teeth | 61 |
| #686 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 22 |
| #472 | x-ray specs | 43 |
| #462 | yellow snowcone | 73 |
| #9 | yummy death watch beetle | 509 |