| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #634 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 2 |
| #152 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 24 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #140 | Crimboween memo | 60 |
| #654 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 4 |
| #168 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 21 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #613 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 9 |
| #649 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 6 |
| #561 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1401 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #547 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 8 |
| #395 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 7 |
| #590 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 8 |
| #254 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 3 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 6 |
| #230 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 5 |
| #127 | Tiki lighter | 3 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #75 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 49 |
| #149 | baggie of powdered sugar | 205 |
| #293 | banana-frosted king cake | 10 |
| #664 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #7 | blue plastic baby | 64 |
| #140 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 10 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #3784 | box of sunshine | 16 |
| #13 | brown plastic baby | 91 |
| #28 | can of Binarrrca | 354 |
| #90 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 73 |
| #55 | candied yams | 125 |
| #142 | candy cane | 278 |
| #62 | candy stake | 88 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #93 | deck of tropical cards | 4 |
| #335 | delicious salad | 179 |
| #53 | eggnog | 331 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #356 | fake plastic grass | 5 |
| #161 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 25 |
| #1555 | gingerbread bugbear | 10 |
| #267 | gingerbread horror | 18 |
| #23 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 102 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #146 | herbal stuffing | 44 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #568 | irradiated candy cane | 7 |
| #330 | jar of swamp gas | 134 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #179 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #59 | nanite-infested candy cane | 282 |
| #131 | nanite-infested eggnog | 31 |
| #104 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 38 |
| #130 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 28 |
| #261 | oozenog | 11 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #158 | pink candygram | 3 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #12 | pink plastic baby | 45 |
| #322 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #385 | portable corkscrew | 18 |
| #209 | radium-flavored potato chips | 300 |
| #9 | rice bowl | 1,328 |
| #38 | scroll of pasta summoning | 391 |
| #437 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #75 | spooky eggnog | 49 |
| #174 | strange shiny disc | 35 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #714 | stuffed ninja snowman | 5 |
| #50 | support cummerbund | 180 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #1093 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 7 |
| #853 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 9 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2091 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 12 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 10 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 5 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 4 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #1451 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 5 |
| #1754 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #370 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 4 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 11 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 5 |
| #1081 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 7 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
| #2546 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #874 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 20 |
| #2196 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #868 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 20 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 4 |
| #2184 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #945 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 8 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #132 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 9 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #1316 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #1427 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 5 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1200 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 6 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1703 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| #1721 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 4 |
| #168 | tofurkey gravy | 44 |
| #106 | tofurkey leg | 63 |
| #174 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 8 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1342 | toy ray gun | 4 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #607 | toy wheel | 15 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #35 | tropical paperweight | 9 |
| #134 | tropical wrapping paper | 6 |
| #17 | vampire collar | 159 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #358 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 16 |
| #275 | white candygram | 1 |
| #13 | wicker shield | 525 |