| #140 | "caramel" orange | 12 |
| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1455 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #69 | Carol of the Bulls | 2 |
| #68 | Carol of the Hells | 2 |
| #68 | Carol of the Thrills | 2 |
| #82 | Crimbeau de toilette | 3 |
| #67 | Crimbo candle | 4 |
| #47 | Crimbo crystal shards | 7 |
| #111 | Crimbo food scraps | 44 |
| #57 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 2 |
| #33 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 102 |
| #58 | Crimbolex watch | 2 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #102 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 3 |
| #398 | Daffy Taffy | 84 |
| #497 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #187 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 2 |
| #634 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 2 |
| #1093 | Mad Train wine | 20 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #11 | Satan hat | 2 |
| #79 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #20 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 2 |
| #11 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 3 |
| #57 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 5 |
| #12 | Trainbot harness | 8 |
| #10 | Trainbot luggage hook | 13 |
| #120 | Trainbot optics | 9 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #171 | Trainbot slag | 8 |
| #126 | Trainbot tubing | 8 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #1252 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 2 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #32 | asbestos sword | 16 |
| #15 | automatic wine thief | 2 |
| #1239 | bag of airline peanuts | 11 |
| #24 | black Crimbo ball | 1,150 |
| #472 | blue glowstick | 3 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #4 | booze mailing list | 1 |
| #95 | bottle of Crimbognac | 3 |
| #98 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #37 | bread pie | 108 |
| #100 | can of mixed everything | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| 🥈 | candy mailing list | 1 |
| #1591 | capacitor relay | 2 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #85 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #186 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 11 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #117 | cinnamon machine oil | 31 |
| #38 | clear Russian | 108 |
| #54 | cloning kit | 40 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #35 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 103 |
| #950 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #455 | crystalline cheer | 10 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #129 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 2 |
| #25 | donated booze | 1,001 |
| #23 | donated candy | 1,001 |
| #22 | donated food | 1,001 |
| #179 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 6 |
| #40 | electric pants | 12 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #116 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #75 | fleshy putty | 21 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| 🥉 | food mailing list | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #111 | furry fur | 1,536 |
| #13 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 2 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #112 | golden fleece | 2 |
| #27 | government booze shipment | 3 |
| #33 | government candy shipment | 3 |
| #30 | government food shipment | 3 |
| #540 | green glowstick | 3 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #27 | hermedisiac cologne | 5 |
| #702 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 3 |
| #95 | honey-drenched ham slice | 38 |
| #892 | hot katana blade | 2 |
| #29 | imported lemon lozenge | 5 |
| #88 | industrially-crushed ice | 12 |
| #908 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #114 | lab-grown meat | 11 |
| #28 | linoleum sword | 20 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #23 | miniature goose mask | 1 |
| #96 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 33 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #450 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 8 |
| #251 | oyster basket | 19 |
| #47 | party hat | 300 |
| #117 | peppermint-scented socks | 2 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #159 | pile of Trainbot parts | 24 |
| #172 | ping-pong ball | 7 |
| #51 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #688 | pink glowstick | 3 |
| #155 | poisonsettia | 6 |
| #17 | poncho de azucar | 1 |
| #42 | portable ping-pong table | 1 |
| #90 | portable steam unit | 1 |
| #95 | potato alarm clock | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #31 | prescription teeth whitener | 5 |
| #98 | projectile chemistry set | 15 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #20 | rose | 2,505 |
| #112 | self-repairing earmuffs | 2 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #936 | spooky eggnog | 6 |
| #157 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 3 |
| #158 | stale cheer wine | 3 |
| #94 | steamed oyster | 11 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8944 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8863 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8949 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8924 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8978 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #33 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 103 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4801 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8962 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8805 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8880 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #26 | suede shortsword | 16 |
| #90 | synthetic rock | 1 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #101 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 1 |
| #83 | third ear | 5 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #27 | tiny glowing red nose | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3156 | toast | 1 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #52 | universal biscuit | 48 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #252 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #23 | white Crimbo ball | 1,150 |
| #28 | white arm towel | 1 |
| #56 | yule hatchet | 11 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |