| #138 | "caramel" orange | 12 |
| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #68 | Carol of the Bulls | 2 |
| #68 | Carol of the Hells | 2 |
| #68 | Carol of the Thrills | 2 |
| #82 | Crimbeau de toilette | 3 |
| #67 | Crimbo candle | 4 |
| #46 | Crimbo crystal shards | 7 |
| #110 | Crimbo food scraps | 44 |
| #57 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 2 |
| #33 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 102 |
| #58 | Crimbolex watch | 2 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #102 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 3 |
| #398 | Daffy Taffy | 84 |
| #496 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #188 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 2 |
| #633 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 2 |
| #1091 | Mad Train wine | 20 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #11 | Satan hat | 2 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #20 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 2 |
| #11 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 3 |
| #56 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 5 |
| #12 | Trainbot harness | 8 |
| #10 | Trainbot luggage hook | 13 |
| #119 | Trainbot optics | 9 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #169 | Trainbot slag | 8 |
| #125 | Trainbot tubing | 8 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #1252 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 2 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #32 | asbestos sword | 16 |
| #15 | automatic wine thief | 2 |
| #1240 | bag of airline peanuts | 11 |
| #24 | black Crimbo ball | 1,150 |
| #472 | blue glowstick | 3 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #4 | booze mailing list | 1 |
| #94 | bottle of Crimbognac | 3 |
| #98 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #37 | bread pie | 108 |
| #98 | can of mixed everything | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| 🥈 | candy mailing list | 1 |
| #1591 | capacitor relay | 2 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #85 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #186 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 11 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #113 | cinnamon machine oil | 31 |
| #37 | clear Russian | 108 |
| #54 | cloning kit | 40 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #35 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 103 |
| #950 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #449 | crystalline cheer | 10 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #130 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 2 |
| #25 | donated booze | 1,001 |
| #23 | donated candy | 1,001 |
| #22 | donated food | 1,001 |
| #177 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 6 |
| #39 | electric pants | 12 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #113 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #75 | fleshy putty | 21 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| 🥉 | food mailing list | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #111 | furry fur | 1,536 |
| #13 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 2 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #110 | golden fleece | 2 |
| #27 | government booze shipment | 3 |
| #33 | government candy shipment | 3 |
| #30 | government food shipment | 3 |
| #540 | green glowstick | 3 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #27 | hermedisiac cologne | 5 |
| #703 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 3 |
| #92 | honey-drenched ham slice | 38 |
| #894 | hot katana blade | 2 |
| #29 | imported lemon lozenge | 5 |
| #87 | industrially-crushed ice | 12 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #112 | lab-grown meat | 11 |
| #28 | linoleum sword | 20 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #23 | miniature goose mask | 1 |
| #94 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 33 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #450 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 8 |
| #251 | oyster basket | 19 |
| #48 | party hat | 300 |
| #117 | peppermint-scented socks | 2 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #157 | pile of Trainbot parts | 24 |
| #169 | ping-pong ball | 7 |
| #50 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #689 | pink glowstick | 3 |
| #153 | poisonsettia | 6 |
| #17 | poncho de azucar | 1 |
| #42 | portable ping-pong table | 1 |
| #90 | portable steam unit | 1 |
| #94 | potato alarm clock | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #31 | prescription teeth whitener | 5 |
| #97 | projectile chemistry set | 15 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #18 | rose | 2,505 |
| #112 | self-repairing earmuffs | 2 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #935 | spooky eggnog | 6 |
| #156 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 3 |
| #157 | stale cheer wine | 3 |
| #91 | steamed oyster | 11 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #33 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 103 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #26 | suede shortsword | 16 |
| #88 | synthetic rock | 1 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #99 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 1 |
| #83 | third ear | 5 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #27 | tiny glowing red nose | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #52 | universal biscuit | 48 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #247 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #23 | white Crimbo ball | 1,150 |
| #28 | white arm towel | 1 |
| #56 | yule hatchet | 11 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |