| #568 | ASCII shirt | 2 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #102 | Crimboween memo | 76 |
| #1650 | Crown of the Goblin King | 12 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1106 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #417 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 20 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #840 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #188 | baconstone bracelet | 3 |
| #4171 | badass belt | 8 |
| #141 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 26 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #950 | can of Binarrrca | 8 |
| #527 | computronic processing unit | 5 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #1623 | dill | 1 |
| #578 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #300 | evil teddy bear | 50 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #398 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 15 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #143 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 62 |
| #214 | pirate shirt | 9 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #264 | quantum polarity inducer | 13 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #6998 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #380 | stuffed alien blob | 16 |
| #7759 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7016 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #7815 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #7787 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2366 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5773 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #357 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 4 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #370 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 4 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #420 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 4 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #317 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 5 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #355 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 4 |
| #3362 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #423 | toy crazy train | 23 |
| #436 | toy jet pack | 18 |
| #266 | toy mercenary | 28 |
| #343 | toy ray gun | 29 |
| #357 | toy space helmet | 25 |
| #444 | tree-eating kite | 77 |
| #133 | tropical paperweight | 3 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #337 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 33 |
| #1492 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1644 | vinegar | 1 |