| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #798 | Amulet of Yendor | 17 |
| #1851 | Angry Farmer candy | 3 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #527 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 3 |
| #263 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1269 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #507 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #1150 | Crimbo candied pecan | 3 |
| #1272 | Crimbo fudge | 2 |
| #1261 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1251 | Crimboween memo | 8 |
| #273 | Hell ramen | 12 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #117 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 136 |
| #717 | M-242 | 9 |
| #1419 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 6 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #637 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #494 | anticheese | 8 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #1193 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #921 | bag of airline peanuts | 25 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #798 | black paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #1131 | black plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1672 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #878 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #89 | burrowgrub hive | 2 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #648 | capacitor relay | 15 |
| #578 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #689 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #1050 | cocoa egg | 2 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #635 | delicious salad | 54 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1101 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 14 |
| #1062 | fake fake vomit | 19 |
| #902 | fake hand | 21 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #987 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #1009 | ghuol egg | 4 |
| #660 | ghuol guolash | 6 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #3896 | grue egg | 3 |
| #68 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #186 | homeopathic healing powder | 1 |
| #1178 | ion grid | 6 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1283 | joybuzzer | 10 |
| #739 | kneecapping stick | 13 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1286 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #500 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 2 |
| #702 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 7 |
| #1076 | mafia aria | 11 |
| #784 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 33 |
| #490 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #514 | nanite-infested candy cane | 26 |
| #1414 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #1396 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #555 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #524 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #672 | red paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #970 | ridiculously huge sword | 2 |
| #670 | salamander spleen | 6 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #540 | snake | 10 |
| #546 | sparkler | 10 |
| #634 | squashed frog | 10 |
| #327 | stale baguette | 4 |
| #776 | sub-molecular interocitor | 2 |
| #816 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 5 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6141 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #871 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #1284 | whoopie cushion | 11 |
| #1180 | wind-up chattering teeth | 16 |
| #1027 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #1046 | x-ray specs | 8 |
| #1328 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #886 | yellow snowcone | 33 |
| #1428 | yo | 4 |
| #1201 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |