| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #798 | Amulet of Yendor | 17 |
| #1851 | Angry Farmer candy | 3 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #526 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 3 |
| #264 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1267 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #506 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #1148 | Crimbo candied pecan | 3 |
| #1270 | Crimbo fudge | 2 |
| #1258 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1253 | Crimboween memo | 8 |
| #274 | Hell ramen | 12 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #117 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 136 |
| #717 | M-242 | 9 |
| #1418 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 6 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #496 | anticheese | 8 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #922 | bag of airline peanuts | 25 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #798 | black paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #1131 | black plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1673 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #89 | burrowgrub hive | 2 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #648 | capacitor relay | 15 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #687 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #1048 | cocoa egg | 2 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #636 | delicious salad | 54 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1102 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 14 |
| #1064 | fake fake vomit | 19 |
| #904 | fake hand | 21 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #989 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #1008 | ghuol egg | 4 |
| #659 | ghuol guolash | 6 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #3890 | grue egg | 3 |
| #69 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #187 | homeopathic healing powder | 1 |
| #1178 | ion grid | 6 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1284 | joybuzzer | 10 |
| #737 | kneecapping stick | 13 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #500 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 2 |
| #702 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 7 |
| #1076 | mafia aria | 11 |
| #784 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 33 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #515 | nanite-infested candy cane | 26 |
| #1411 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #1397 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #672 | red paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #971 | ridiculously huge sword | 2 |
| #670 | salamander spleen | 6 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #540 | snake | 10 |
| #546 | sparkler | 10 |
| #633 | squashed frog | 10 |
| #325 | stale baguette | 4 |
| #777 | sub-molecular interocitor | 2 |
| #818 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 5 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #870 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #1286 | whoopie cushion | 11 |
| #1179 | wind-up chattering teeth | 16 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #1048 | x-ray specs | 8 |
| #1327 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #888 | yellow snowcone | 33 |
| #1428 | yo | 4 |
| #1200 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |