| #104 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 2 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #101 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 2 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #78 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 3 |
| #103 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 2 |
| #40 | BGE pocket calendar | 11 |
| #255 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 4 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #2316 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1 |
| #36 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 9 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbough | 1 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #25 | Go-Wassail | 1,000 |
| #94 | Libram of BRICKOs | 1 |
| #5 | Spooky Putty sheet | 1 |
| #14 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #151 | The Necbronomicon | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #64 | Tome of Clip Art | 2 |
| #40 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 2 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #306 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 5 |
| #17 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1,500 |
| #11 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #143 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 10 |
| #289 | antique bottle opener | 3 |
| #60 | antique painting of a landscape | 10 |
| #153 | antique pair of blue jeans | 5 |
| #343 | antique record album | 9 |
| #151 | antique souvenir drawing | 5 |
| #24 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 28 |
| #159 | black candy heart | 85 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #245 | black snowcone | 15 |
| #36 | blue raspberry troll doll | 2 |
| #61 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 2 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #19 | bottle of bubbles | 1,000 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #2181 | box of sunshine | 57 |
| #214 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #57 | can of franks 'n' beans | 4 |
| #1103 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 7 |
| #37 | cinnamon troll doll | 2 |
| #213 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #32 | dead guy's memento | 1 |
| #146 | deck of tropical cards | 3 |
| #25 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #41 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #20 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 2 |
| 🥇 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 100 |
| #28 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #22 | depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #32 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #18 | doll house | 250 |
| #36 | dollhive | 200 |
| #19 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #111 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 32 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #17 | fancy chocolate car | 109 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #1750 | gingerbread bugbear | 8 |
| #31 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 5 |
| #60 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 2 |
| #7 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 25 |
| #33 | grape troll doll | 2 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #40 | handmade hobby horse | 4 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #47 | jawbruiser | 36 |
| #48 | jerky coins | 500 |
| #47 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #97 | leftover Crimbo rations | 2 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #989 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #89 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 2 |
| #54 | miniature antlers | 2 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #52 | misfit teddy bear | 2 |
| #555 | nanite-infested candy cane | 23 |
| #241 | orange peel hat | 2 |
| #88 | panicked kernel | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #76 | parasitic headgnawer | 2 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #68 | parasitic tentacles | 2 |
| #85 | pile of loose snow | 2 |
| #187 | psycho sweater | 2 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #32 | ridiculous belt | 2 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #20 | rock lobster | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #145 | spice melange | 1 |
| #671 | squirming egg sac | 8 |
| #24 | stinky cheese ball | 2 |
| #4 | stinky cheese diaper | 1 |
| 🥇 | stinky cheese eye | 3 |
| #176 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
| #18 | stuffed cocoabo | 1,564 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 153 |
| #179 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 45 |
| #58 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 33 |
| #26 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 2 |
| #32 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 2 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 2 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #7 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6,114 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 136 |
| #194 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #14 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 44 |
| #134 | tropical wrapping paper | 6 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| #37 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 12 |