| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2023 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #152 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 61 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #2950 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #128 | astronaut pants | 67 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #357 | bätzle | 1 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #310 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #136 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #296 | bowl of fishysoisse | 3 |
| #2704 | brick | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #484 | carbon nanotube frame | 23 |
| #1029 | clown hammer | 18 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1297 | defective skull | 3 |
| #297 | delicious salad | 199 |
| #2701 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #553 | evil teddy bear | 24 |
| #1504 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
| #1265 | fake fake vomit | 12 |
| #1635 | fake hand | 2 |
| #3307 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| #310 | fancy dress ball | 46 |
| #250 | fire | 23 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2302 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #334 | incredibly creepy marionette | 10 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #1585 | jazz soap | 3 |
| #1495 | joybuzzer | 5 |
| #244 | killer rag doll | 11 |
| #1942 | killing feather | 21 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #914 | lihc eye | 2 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #931 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #911 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 10 |
| #1195 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 12 |
| #669 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3329 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3426 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #113 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 80 |
| #556 | pet rock | 14 |
| #1433 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 3 |
| #1291 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 10 |
| #359 | possessed top | 15 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #120 | prehistoric spear | 27 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #370 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 24 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1515 | rubber emo roe | 6 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #593 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #2625 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #182 | stick-on-a-string | 22 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #7000 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #6928 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #677 | stuffed alien blob | 10 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #6383 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #5276 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #6838 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3816 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 11 |
| #5330 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #6321 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #4572 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #5805 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #5785 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5597 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #6337 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #190 | toothsome rock | 52 |
| #388 | toy crazy train | 25 |
| #152 | toy jet pack | 52 |
| #351 | toy mercenary | 21 |
| #184 | toy ray gun | 56 |
| #131 | toy space helmet | 70 |
| #496 | tree-eating kite | 68 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #783 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 11 |
| #2068 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #119 | wheel | 26 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1667 | whoopie cushion | 3 |
| #1675 | wind-up chattering teeth | 4 |
| #1159 | x-ray specs | 5 |
| #1622 | yellow snowcone | 5 |
| #232 | yo | 40 |