| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #423 | Blatantly Canadian | 4 |
| #1506 | Boss Bat britches | 6 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #901 | Crimboween memo | 12 |
| #371 | Crown of the Goblin King | 65 |
| #313 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 2 |
| #821 | Iron Beta of Industry | 6 |
| #24 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 3 |
| #670 | Mad Train wine | 99 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #203 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 15 |
| #24 | Spam Witch sammich | 3,160 |
| #660 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #895 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #1136 | badass belt | 48 |
| #574 | banana-frosted king cake | 4 |
| #498 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #257 | black plastic oyster egg | 17 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #245 | blue striped oyster egg | 17 |
| #459 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #199 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 8 |
| #1173 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 7 |
| #941 | candied yams | 9 |
| #1089 | candy cane | 31 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #328 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 6 |
| #661 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 14 |
| #143 | cruelty-free wine | 25 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #288 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 66 |
| #259 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 95 |
| #390 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 36 |
| #214 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 109 |
| #253 | dusty bottle of Port | 97 |
| #340 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 46 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #1072 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 6 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #720 | gloomy black mushroom | 4 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #184 | lucky rabbit's foot | 30 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #133 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #35 | poutine | 916 |
| #421 | purple glowstick | 3 |
| #971 | really dense meat stack | 5 |
| #231 | sandwich of the gods | 15 |
| #463 | shiny ring | 55 |
| #942 | solid gold bowling ball | 14 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #25 | spooky hockey mask | 39 |
| #356 | stainless steel scarf | 9 |
| #400 | stainless steel shillelagh | 10 |
| #310 | stainless steel skullcap | 9 |
| #1051 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #505 | stainless steel solitaire | 6 |
| #506 | stainless steel suspenders | 8 |
| #409 | strange shiny disc | 10 |
| #130 | tattered paper crown | 4 |
| #333 | thistle wine | 6 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #545 | tofu casserole | 1 |
| #1403 | tofurkey gravy | 5 |
| #1610 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #714 | vibrating cyborg knife | 9 |
| #165 | white Canadian | 24 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |