| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #424 | Blatantly Canadian | 4 |
| #1512 | Boss Bat britches | 6 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #886 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #900 | Crimboween memo | 12 |
| #371 | Crown of the Goblin King | 65 |
| #314 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 2 |
| #826 | Iron Beta of Industry | 6 |
| #24 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 3 |
| #673 | Mad Train wine | 99 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #208 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 15 |
| #24 | Spam Witch sammich | 3,160 |
| #662 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #899 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #1136 | badass belt | 48 |
| #574 | banana-frosted king cake | 4 |
| #497 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #257 | black plastic oyster egg | 17 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #246 | blue striped oyster egg | 17 |
| #459 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #200 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 8 |
| #1176 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 7 |
| #943 | candied yams | 9 |
| #1090 | candy cane | 31 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #328 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 6 |
| #661 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 14 |
| #145 | cruelty-free wine | 25 |
| #1245 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #290 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 66 |
| #260 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 95 |
| #390 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 36 |
| #216 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 109 |
| #254 | dusty bottle of Port | 97 |
| #341 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 46 |
| #200 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #1070 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 6 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #723 | gloomy black mushroom | 4 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #187 | lucky rabbit's foot | 30 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #132 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #35 | poutine | 916 |
| #421 | purple glowstick | 3 |
| #973 | really dense meat stack | 5 |
| #235 | sandwich of the gods | 15 |
| #463 | shiny ring | 55 |
| #944 | solid gold bowling ball | 14 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #25 | spooky hockey mask | 39 |
| #357 | stainless steel scarf | 9 |
| #400 | stainless steel shillelagh | 10 |
| #310 | stainless steel skullcap | 9 |
| #1049 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #506 | stainless steel solitaire | 6 |
| #505 | stainless steel suspenders | 8 |
| #409 | strange shiny disc | 10 |
| #130 | tattered paper crown | 4 |
| #333 | thistle wine | 6 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4915 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6141 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #6238 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #4885 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6098 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4853 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #4796 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #6198 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #545 | tofu casserole | 1 |
| #1403 | tofurkey gravy | 5 |
| #1611 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #713 | vibrating cyborg knife | 9 |
| #166 | white Canadian | 24 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |