| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #652 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #43 | Inndya trading card | 3 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #2122 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #314 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #7 | candy brain | 2,143 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #871 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 7 |
| #660 | cocoa egg | 10 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1390 | felt | 5 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1431 | googly eye | 6 |
| #7 | grapefruit | 11,052 |
| #1013 | green beer | 9 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #202 | heavy D | 645 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #124 | leaf | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #159 | leprechaun hatchling | 3 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1104 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1717 | robotronic egg | 5 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #34 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 431 |
| #295 | sleeping snowy owl | 11 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #547 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #2260 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #482 | toy crazy train | 19 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
| #77 | toy six-seater hovercraft | 1 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1886 | yo-yo | 3 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |