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| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #493 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
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| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
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| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
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| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #791 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #784 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
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| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
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| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
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| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
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| #855 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
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| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
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| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
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| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
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| #329 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
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| #539 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
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| #1000 | hot katana blade | 1 |
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| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
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| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
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| #1015 | lead necklace | 3 |
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| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #376 | los chinos | 1 |
| #911 | lowercase N | 1 |
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| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
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| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #384 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #669 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #1201 | metallic A | 1 |
| #789 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #783 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #857 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
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| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #165 | orange candygram | 4 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1758 | pail | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1585 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #196 | pink candygram | 2 |
| #517 | pirate shirt | 2 |
| #590 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #287 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #160 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #210 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #1185 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1030 | pork elf goodies sack | 4 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
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| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #1080 | pulsing flesh | 3 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1127 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #340 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #154 | safety vest | 1 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #398 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #383 | small leather glove | 2 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #800 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
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| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
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| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
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| #1220 | spooky stick | 1 |
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| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
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| #329 | star pants | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
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| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #2260 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2259 | string of green beads | 1 |
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| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
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| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
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| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
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| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7829 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
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| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #965 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #286 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #350 | tambourine | 1 |
| #505 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #383 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #142 | tighty whiteys | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
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| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #1052 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
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| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #1914 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #807 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #1247 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #812 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #408 | worn tophat | 2 |
| #110 | yakskin buckler | 1 |
| #81 | yakskin kilt | 1 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #93 | yellow candygram | 19 |