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| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
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| #494 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
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| #747 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
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| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
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| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
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| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
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| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
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| #540 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
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| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
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| #1016 | lead necklace | 3 |
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| #1296 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #913 | lowercase N | 1 |
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| #385 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #670 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #1203 | metallic A | 1 |
| #790 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #599 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
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| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #166 | orange candygram | 4 |
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| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1760 | pail | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
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| #517 | pirate shirt | 2 |
| #592 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
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| #1185 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1035 | pork elf goodies sack | 4 |
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| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #1079 | pulsing flesh | 3 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #309 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1130 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #341 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1136 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #414 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3662 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3650 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1006 | ruby W | 1 |
| #850 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #156 | safety vest | 1 |
| #1103 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #398 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #383 | small leather glove | 2 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #802 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
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| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
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| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1824 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
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| #7839 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
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| #8892 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #963 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #284 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #351 | tambourine | 1 |
| #505 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #384 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #142 | tighty whiteys | 1 |
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| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8209 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8248 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4475 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8172 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #990 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8183 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4596 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
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| #8099 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
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| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8157 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8133 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #1052 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
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| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #667 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #1912 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #687 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #809 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #1244 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #410 | worn tophat | 2 |
| #109 | yakskin buckler | 1 |
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| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #93 | yellow candygram | 19 |