| #1216 | Amulet of Yendor | 4 |
| #658 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1781 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1263 | Bonerdagon necklace | 6 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #1328 | Boss Bat britches | 8 |
| #297 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 12 |
| #56 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 327 |
| #14 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 2 |
| #1072 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #322 | Colander of Em-er'il | 7 |
| #91 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #1737 | Crown of the Goblin King | 11 |
| #344 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 8 |
| #925 | Dolphin King's crown | 4 |
| #60 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 280 |
| #478 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 7 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #227 | Elder Turtle Shell | 9 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #275 | Imp Ale | 748 |
| #70 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 225 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #55 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 295 |
| #44 | March hat | 1 |
| #19 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 2 |
| #165 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 36 |
| #253 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 7 |
| #840 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | annoying pitchfork | 12 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #939 | baconstone | 8 |
| #239 | baconstone bracelet | 2 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #216 | baconstone pendant | 2 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #1643 | badass belt | 33 |
| #1061 | bag of airline peanuts | 18 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #607 | bottle of goofballs | 42 |
| #177 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 6 |
| #39 | bow staff | 2 |
| #38 | bowlegged pants | 2 |
| #43 | bowler | 2 |
| #5906 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #1262 | brick | 18 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #918 | candy stake | 7 |
| #1514 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #697 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #816 | clown hammer | 29 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #950 | defective skull | 13 |
| #756 | drywall axe | 14 |
| #846 | easter egg balloon | 29 |
| #781 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 31 |
| #779 | fake fake vomit | 36 |
| #800 | fake hand | 27 |
| #1072 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 6 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1242 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #928 | giant discarded bottlecap | 4 |
| #931 | giant discarded plastic fork | 9 |
| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1119 | giant pinky ring | 10 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #846 | grue egg | 31 |
| #575 | hamethyst | 14 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #87 | hamethyst earring | 2 |
| #164 | hamethyst necklace | 3 |
| #134 | hamethyst ring | 2 |
| #69 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #1029 | jazz soap | 18 |
| #87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #984 | joybuzzer | 21 |
| #1371 | lucky rabbit's foot | 3 |
| #877 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 26 |
| #90 | mushroom fermenting solution | 78 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #319 | pail | 38 |
| #433 | pants of the Slug Lord | 9 |
| #1053 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 12 |
| #923 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 25 |
| #1206 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #867 | porquoise | 8 |
| #166 | porquoise bracelet | 2 |
| #185 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #73 | porquoise necklace | 4 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #372 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #936 | rubber emo roe | 27 |
| #435 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #1339 | shiny ring | 13 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #215 | spooky bicycle chain | 10 |
| #333 | spooky cosmetics bag | 7 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #129 | spooky eyeliner | 18 |
| #156 | spooky lipstick | 16 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1049 | whoopie cushion | 21 |
| #1037 | wind-up chattering teeth | 22 |
| #1112 | x-ray specs | 6 |
| #1118 | yellow snowcone | 20 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |