| #876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2031 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #256 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 3 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #234 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #227 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 3 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #253 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #250 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #569 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #67 | Kentucky-fried meat crossbow | 1 |
| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
| #72 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| π₯ | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #120 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #386 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #4410 | badass belt | 7 |
| #196 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #379 | blue pixel potion | 1 |
| #2555 | bottle of goofballs | 7 |
| #956 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| π₯ | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #252 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #966 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #155 | cologne of contempt | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #222 | cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #961 | dark potion | 1 |
| #374 | denim axe | 1 |
| #48 | dense meat crossbow | 1 |
| #62 | dense meat staff | 1 |
| #82 | dense meat sword | 1 |
| #79 | dripping meat crossbow | 1 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #99 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #2500 | easter egg balloon | 7 |
| #946 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #567 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #957 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #253 | frigid hankyΕ« | 1 |
| #1091 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #803 | fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #134 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #347 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #178 | hemp net | 1 |
| #134 | hippo skin buckler | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #438 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #179 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #936 | milky potion | 1 |
| π₯ | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #911 | murky potion | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #218 | oil of expertise | 1 |
| #231 | oil of slipperiness | 1 |
| #216 | oil of stability | 1 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #234 | potion of potency | 1 |
| #391 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #1168 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1189 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #659 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #39 | savory crossbow | 1 |
| #39 | savory staff | 1 |
| #57 | savory sword | 1 |
| #411 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #941 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #67 | starchy crossbow | 1 |
| #57 | starchy staff | 1 |
| #69 | starchy sword | 1 |
| #207 | superamplified boom box | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #928 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| π₯ | time sleigh | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #443 | tomato juice of powerful power | 1 |
| #517 | toy soldier | 3 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #363 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #1047 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #110 | yakskin buckler | 1 |