| #877 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2033 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #256 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 3 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #232 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #226 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 3 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #251 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #513 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #248 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #67 | Kentucky-fried meat crossbow | 1 |
| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
| #73 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #4406 | badass belt | 7 |
| #197 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #377 | blue pixel potion | 1 |
| #2560 | bottle of goofballs | 7 |
| #957 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #684 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #969 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #154 | cologne of contempt | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #224 | cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #964 | dark potion | 1 |
| #375 | denim axe | 1 |
| #49 | dense meat crossbow | 1 |
| #63 | dense meat staff | 1 |
| #84 | dense meat sword | 1 |
| #79 | dripping meat crossbow | 1 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #100 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #2499 | easter egg balloon | 7 |
| #947 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #958 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #256 | frigid hankyū | 1 |
| #1093 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #803 | fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #591 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #348 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #180 | hemp net | 1 |
| #134 | hippo skin buckler | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #2351 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #437 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #938 | milky potion | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #912 | murky potion | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #218 | oil of expertise | 1 |
| #232 | oil of slipperiness | 1 |
| #218 | oil of stability | 1 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #236 | potion of potency | 1 |
| #389 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #1166 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1187 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #661 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #39 | savory crossbow | 1 |
| #41 | savory staff | 1 |
| #57 | savory sword | 1 |
| #412 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
| #298 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #942 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #309 | star staff | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #67 | starchy crossbow | 1 |
| #57 | starchy staff | 1 |
| #69 | starchy sword | 1 |
| #207 | superamplified boom box | 1 |
| #525 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #928 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #501 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #441 | tomato juice of powerful power | 1 |
| #517 | toy soldier | 3 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #365 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #1046 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #109 | yakskin buckler | 1 |