| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #934 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #297 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2033 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1381 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1366 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #949 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #23 | Engorged Sausages and You | 1 |
| #38 | Fettris | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #172 | Knob lo mein | 1 |
| #822 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #193 | Knob stroganoff | 1 |
| #352 | Knob stuffed shells | 1 |
| #132 | Knoll lo mein | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #109 | Texas tea | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #54 | agnolotti arboli | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #140 | asparagus lo mein | 1 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #358 | bätzle | 1 |
| #4406 | badass belt | 7 |
| #172 | ballast turtle | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #416 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #279 | boring spaghetti | 1 |
| #2560 | bottle of goofballs | 7 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #635 | carbonated water lily | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #248 | chocolate disco ball | 1 |
| #212 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #824 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #153 | cigar box turtle | 1 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #248 | cold hi mein | 1 |
| #86 | combat fan | 1 |
| #748 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #159 | crazy hobo notebook | 1 |
| #70 | crudles | 1 |
| #69 | cup of lukewarm tea | 1 |
| #207 | death blossom | 1 |
| #468 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #229 | delicious spicy noodles | 1 |
| #59 | devil hair pasta | 1 |
| #787 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #136 | eagle feather | 1 |
| #2499 | easter egg balloon | 7 |
| #329 | facsimile dictionary | 32 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #738 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #322 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #72 | fleetwood mac 'n' cheese | 1 |
| #790 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #368 | forest tears | 1 |
| #462 | fortune cookie | 1 |
| #777 | frightful feather | 1 |
| #811 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #827 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #152 | fruit basket | 1 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #195 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #65 | fusilli marrownarrow | 1 |
| #39 | fusillocybin | 1 |
| #688 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #803 | fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #996 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2812 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #165 | giraffe-necked turtle | 1 |
| #94 | glob of cream cheese | 1 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #296 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| #846 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #262 | government cheese | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #195 | gummi turtle | 1 |
| #400 | half-orchid | 1 |
| #101 | heavy leather-bound tome | 2 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #320 | hippy herbal tea | 1 |
| #266 | hot hi mein | 1 |
| #64 | ingot turtle | 1 |
| #669 | inkwell | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #169 | irradiated turtle | 1 |
| #212 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #120 | jaunty feather | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #2542 | killing feather | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #202 | leaf of grass | 1 |
| #432 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
| #38 | libertagliatelle | 1 |
| #51 | linguini immondizia bianco | 1 |
| #41 | linguini of the sea | 1 |
| #141 | little black book | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #109 | magical baguette | 1 |
| #167 | mana curds | 1 |
| #266 | menudo ravioli | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #151 | mocking turtle | 1 |
| #121 | moose chocolate | 1 |
| #145 | musk turtle | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #469 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #156 | olive lo mein | 1 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #186 | painful penne pasta | 1 |
| #161 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #914 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #116 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #290 | philosopher's scone | 1 |
| #1171 | phonics down | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #154 | poppy | 1 |
| #243 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 1 |
| #52 | prescription noodles | 1 |
| #2037 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #148 | programmable turtle | 1 |
| #327 | ratini | 1 |
| #223 | ravioli della hippy | 1 |
| #1506 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #145 | red book | 1 |
| #104 | red foxglove | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #611 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #175 | salt plum | 1 |
| #95 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #1709 | saucepan | 1 |
| #578 | savoy truffle | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #45 | shells a la shellfish | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #411 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #232 | sleazy hi mein | 1 |
| #422 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #798 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #121 | soup turtle | 1 |
| #56 | spagecialetti | 1 |
| #84 | spaghetti con calaveras | 1 |
| #353 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #224 | spicy noodles | 1 |
| #247 | spooky hi mein | 1 |
| #168 | spooky lo mein | 1 |
| #1573 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #545 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #232 | stinky hi mein | 1 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #53 | suggestive strozzapreti | 1 |
| #774 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #119 | tea for one | 1 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #341 | terrible poem | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #421 | tin magnolia | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #135 | tofu wonton | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #111 | torquoise | 1 |
| #767 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #431 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #618 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #41 | turkish mostaccioli | 1 |
| #1791 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #133 | turtle-shaped rock | 1 |
| #457 | upsy daisy | 1 |
| #229 | very overdue library book | 1 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #114 | white page | 1 |
| #416 | white rice | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |