| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #393 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2031 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1379 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #21 | Engorged Sausages and You | 1 |
| #36 | Fettris | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #168 | Knob lo mein | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #191 | Knob stroganoff | 1 |
| #348 | Knob stuffed shells | 1 |
| #131 | Knoll lo mein | 1 |
| #1017 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #107 | Texas tea | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #53 | agnolotti arboli | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #139 | asparagus lo mein | 1 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #357 | bätzle | 1 |
| #4410 | badass belt | 7 |
| #172 | ballast turtle | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #415 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #278 | boring spaghetti | 1 |
| #2555 | bottle of goofballs | 7 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #637 | carbonated water lily | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #246 | chocolate disco ball | 1 |
| #210 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #820 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #252 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #151 | cigar box turtle | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #247 | cold hi mein | 1 |
| #86 | combat fan | 1 |
| #745 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #159 | crazy hobo notebook | 1 |
| #70 | crudles | 1 |
| #69 | cup of lukewarm tea | 1 |
| #205 | death blossom | 1 |
| #466 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #228 | delicious spicy noodles | 1 |
| #57 | devil hair pasta | 1 |
| #788 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #135 | eagle feather | 1 |
| #2500 | easter egg balloon | 7 |
| #330 | facsimile dictionary | 32 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #736 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #324 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #885 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #72 | fleetwood mac 'n' cheese | 1 |
| #789 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #364 | forest tears | 1 |
| #461 | fortune cookie | 1 |
| #776 | frightful feather | 1 |
| #810 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #152 | fruit basket | 1 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #65 | fusilli marrownarrow | 1 |
| #37 | fusillocybin | 1 |
| #687 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #803 | fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #164 | giraffe-necked turtle | 1 |
| #93 | glob of cream cheese | 1 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #295 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| #845 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #261 | government cheese | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #196 | gummi turtle | 1 |
| #399 | half-orchid | 1 |
| #100 | heavy leather-bound tome | 2 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #316 | hippy herbal tea | 1 |
| #267 | hot hi mein | 1 |
| #64 | ingot turtle | 1 |
| #668 | inkwell | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #168 | irradiated turtle | 1 |
| #210 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #120 | jaunty feather | 1 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #202 | leaf of grass | 1 |
| #430 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
| #38 | libertagliatelle | 1 |
| #51 | linguini immondizia bianco | 1 |
| #42 | linguini of the sea | 1 |
| #141 | little black book | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #108 | magical baguette | 1 |
| #165 | mana curds | 1 |
| #264 | menudo ravioli | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #150 | mocking turtle | 1 |
| #120 | moose chocolate | 1 |
| #144 | musk turtle | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #155 | olive lo mein | 1 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #183 | painful penne pasta | 1 |
| #158 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #913 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #114 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #289 | philosopher's scone | 1 |
| #1172 | phonics down | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #154 | poppy | 1 |
| #240 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 1 |
| #53 | prescription noodles | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #146 | programmable turtle | 1 |
| #326 | ratini | 1 |
| #221 | ravioli della hippy | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #144 | red book | 1 |
| #103 | red foxglove | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #609 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #173 | salt plum | 1 |
| #94 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #578 | savoy truffle | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #45 | shells a la shellfish | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #411 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #232 | sleazy hi mein | 1 |
| #412 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #796 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #120 | soup turtle | 1 |
| #53 | spagecialetti | 1 |
| #83 | spaghetti con calaveras | 1 |
| #352 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #222 | spicy noodles | 1 |
| #249 | spooky hi mein | 1 |
| #166 | spooky lo mein | 1 |
| #1575 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #544 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #231 | stinky hi mein | 1 |
| #822 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #52 | suggestive strozzapreti | 1 |
| #773 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #118 | tea for one | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #339 | terrible poem | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #420 | tin magnolia | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #134 | tofu wonton | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #110 | torquoise | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #428 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #617 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #41 | turkish mostaccioli | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #132 | turtle-shaped rock | 1 |
| #455 | upsy daisy | 1 |
| #225 | very overdue library book | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #112 | white page | 1 |
| #415 | white rice | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |