Salad_Dodger

RankItemQuantity
#4296Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#140Cloaca grenade119
#54Cloaca-Cola872
#40Cloaca-Cola c-rations67
#129Cloaca-Cola fatigues18
#134Cloaca-Cola helmet15
#40Cloaca-Cola knapsack127
#151Cloaca-Cola shield15
#147Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife5
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#46Crimbo stocking2
#11Deactivated O. A. F.38
#436Doc's Miracle Cure2
#113Dyspepsi grenade113
#76Dyspepsi-Cola1,086
#24Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations93
#204Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues11
#522Dyspepsi-Cola helmet5
#49Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack82
#315Dyspepsi-Cola shield7
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#336Knob Goblin firecracker54
#51Libram of Candy Heart Summoning2
#36Lucky Surprise Egg323
#19McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning2
#1056Mob Penguin cellular phone11
#171Mr. Balloon1
#23Mr. Eh?1
#9Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne1
#861St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket5
#69Travoltan trousers1
#710Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#377Valentine98
#527Valentine's Day cake1
#466Yummy Tummy bean432
#464ancient unspeakable fruitcake12
#538arrow'd heart balloon1
#86arse-a'fire elixir2
#2045baconstone2
🥉bad penguin egg13
#7427badass belt1
#256ball25
#244banana25
#497bat-shaped Crimboween cookie4
#217beertini10
#254bell-shaped Crimbo cookie4
#882blood flower5
🥈blue traffic cone1
#21bubbly potion953
#41bunch of bananas114
#51can of fake snow5
#440can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce21
#443candied yams21
#1633candy cane18
#715candy stake9
#61carob chunk noodles44
#386cheap plastic bottle opener17
#576chintzy seal pendant1
#88chorizo brownies29
#176coconut bikini top1
#34colored-light "necklace"7
#26comfy blanket1
#74cosmic lemonade2
#39delectable catalyst30
#127dill246
#419disassembled clover150
#112doll house53
#280dry noodles487
#93duck-on-a-string20
#49empty blowgun57
#486ennui-flavored potato chips65
#761evil teddy bear15
#1070fancy but probably evil chocolate6
#634fancy chocolate5
#168felt46
#113fez of etymology3
#838flashing novelty button2
#152fruit basket1
#1512fruitcake9
#45furry fur5,614
#130ghost cucumber290
#1556gingerbread bugbear10
#244gingerbread horror19
#207goat cheese146
#280goat cheese pizza33
#248googly eye59
#105green glowstick12
🥈green traffic cone1
#751grouchy restless spirit4
#5338grue egg1
#77guano coffee cup132
#1152hamethyst6
#124heart of rock and roll1
#878heart-shaped balloon3
#37herb brownies519
#346herbal stuffing23
#68homeless hobo spirit1
#18hypnodisk1
#62ice sickle1
#64iceberglet1
#42kite111
#1050kneecapping stick7
#174length of string67
#822line10
#222loaded serum blowgun18
#841loose teeth24
#570lovecat tail1
#99lucky ball-and-chain1
#72marionette15
#22miniature gravy-covered maypole1
#487miniature stuffed Goth Giant1
#690mugcake1
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#620papaya slung1
#914patchouli incense stick1
#12personal raindrop1
#338pet rock22
#215picture of a dead guy's girlfriend4
#387pink glowstick6
#52pixellated candy heart425
#531plastic passion fruit2
#1784porquoise2
#1074portable corkscrew4
#62powdered toad horn5
#220questionable taco2
#532radium-flavored potato chips68
#70rag doll23
#101razor-sharp can lid268
#368ring of adornment1
#1431[2108]rock1
#132salty slug13
#840scroll of pasta summoning9
#38scrumdiddlyumptious solution24
#291scrumptious reagent383
#422severed rocking horse head1
#939skull-shaped Crimboween cookie2
#231sleeping snowy owl16
#128sock monkey20
#1388spectral pickle1
#1398spooky bicycle chain1
#414spooky eggnog12
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#1033string of blue beads11
#1226string of green beads9
#1209string of red beads9
#176stringy sinew57
#185studded leather boxer shorts1
#140stuffed doppelshifter103
#247stuffed stab bat1
#205stuffing44
#348tattered scrap of paper12
#99teddy bear62
#148thought balloon1
#13tiny plastic Boris2
#522toast1,774
#497tofurkey gravy18
#472tofurkey leg18
#114tomato642
#168tomato daiquiri10
#259tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie6
#120tooth35
#673toothsome rock14
#186top22
#767tortoise's blessing1
#78toy soldier19
#52toy train27
#215toy wheel41
#50tree skirt5
#240tree-shaped Crimbo cookie4
🥇tropical Crimbo pressie1
#131vinegar263
#236wheel15
#118white chocolate and tomato pizza23
#474wintergreen-flavored potato chips68
#60wooden block48
#234wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie4
#103yak skin14
#604yo15
#125yo-yo250
#125zombie pineal gland29

Wow, that's 18,289 items total!

what items are this player missing?