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| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #393 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2023 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #971 | Feynman gate | 8 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1562 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #463 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #477 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1253 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #120 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #992 | asbestos ore | 2 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1620 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #1923 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1107 | carbon nanotube frame | 7 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #253 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #775 | chrome ore | 3 |
| #283 | chrome staff | 2 |
| #522 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #967 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #962 | dark potion | 1 |
| #947 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #726 | evil googly eye | 5 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #3707 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #382 | happiness | 4 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1600 | ion grid | 2 |
| #1188 | logic synthesizer | 5 |
| #576 | meat vortex | 33 |
| #936 | milky potion | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1085 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #1574 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #1003 | spooky shrunken head | 2 |
| #851 | spooky toy wheel | 5 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1713 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1583 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1706 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6082 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6062 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #6186 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #709 | tooth | 5 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1723 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #533 | white lightning | 12 |
| #1428 | yo | 4 |