Godfighter

RankItemQuantity
#1141.21 jigawatts1
#72100-Watt bulb1
#967A. W. O. L. commendation1
#2708Baron von Ratsworth's monocle3
#1057Bulky Buddy Box2
#1270Crown of the Goblin King18
#1415Dolphin King's crown2
#1496Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#184Dramatic™ range8
#169Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy1
#1147Heimandatz's heart1
#820Imp Ale102
#81Jarlsberg's earring14
#175Knob stuffed shells8
#134Lucky Surprise Egg63
#589Mr. Mediocrebar92
#283Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit3
#521Rock Pops102
#1610Scalp of Gorgolok2
#1576Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#530Valentine49
#273Valentine's Day cake2
#1001Wint-O-Fresh mint8
#851anniversary gift box5
#296annoying pitchfork10
#288arrow'd heart balloon2
#115attention spanner1
#1048baby killer bee6
#779baconstone10
#352baconstone bracelet1
#185baconstone earring1
#407baconstone pendant1
#261baconstone ring1
#5938badass belt3
#241balloon monkey7
#707barrrnacle19
#497bat-shaped Crimboween cookie4
#88beer lens50
#702bindlestocking1
#799black paisley oyster egg6
#1464black plastic oyster egg2
#500black polka-dot oyster egg10
#225black striped oyster egg21
#227blood-faced volleyball2
#350blue paisley oyster egg10
#266blue plastic oyster egg18
#253blue polka-dot oyster egg15
#456blue striped oyster egg10
#87boring spaghetti10
#770bottle of Blank-Out3
#4254bottle of goofballs2
#276bow2
#141bow staff1
#133bowler1
#6256box of sunshine3
#580brown sugar cane2
#44bubblewrap ore134
#98bubblewrap sword1
#300can of Red Minotaur14
#1042can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce8
#429candied kobold7
#57candied yam pinky ring1
#1439candied yams5
#135candy brain40
#3284candy cane4
#41cardboard ore133
#95cardboard sword1
#148chocolate spurs5
#102clockwork hat1
#188clockwork key10
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#475cocoa egg19
#791cocoa eggshell fragment19
#523coconut shell50
#61cool mushroom42
#429cranberries50
#179deactivated MicroMechaMech1
#467disembodied brain5
#395double daisy1
#905duck-on-a-string2
#486dwarf bread8
#2969easter egg balloon5
#151eye-pod4
#421fake plastic grass4
#302flaming mushroom9
#44foie gras80
#373frozen banquet5
#202frozen mushroom12
#1946fruitcake5
#158funky brass fez1
#2296fuzzy dice3
#551ghost pickle on a stick1
#1121giant pinky ring10
#100gibson3
#2003gingerbread bugbear6
#404goat cheese pizza15
#657googly eye20
#883goth kid t-shirt2
#50grass blade3
#22grass hat9
#52grass skirt3
#1123green beer7
#3141grue egg5
#1934hamethyst2
#1454heart-shaped balloon1
#293herb brownies96
#1138herbal stuffing6
#659hot wing40
#79hypodermic needle16
#325iced-out bling1
#2060kite1
#186lavender paisley oyster egg16
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#1286lavender polka-dot oyster egg2
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#157leprechaun hatchling3
#328limburger biker boots1
#505long skinny balloon10
#74many-eyed glasses17
#1086marionette1
#1293mauve paisley oyster egg2
#932mauve plastic oyster egg4
#129menudo ravioli6
#99metal mandible1
#487miniature stuffed Goth Giant1
#49mirrored aviator shades1
#136moonglasses5
#418mushroom fermenting solution18
#122mushroom pizza20
#440off-white paisley oyster egg5
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#61old-fashioned20
#1352oyster basket2
#919pail8
#471pants of the Slug Lord8
#2716pet rock1
#315pink pony6
#158plain pizza24
#444pointy mushroom4
#1313porquoise4
#625potato sprout3
#280poultrygeist2
#159pregnant mushroom2
#209prosthetic forehead8
#931puce polka-dot oyster egg4
#672red paisley oyster egg5
#1078red polka-dot oyster egg3
#118rhesus monkey7
#384sabre teeth18
#114sausage pizza28
#140skewer-mounted razor blade10
#146sleazy fairy gravy1
#259sleeping snowy owl14
#548small leather glove1
#1348sock monkey1
#726spooky bicycle chain3
#730spooky cosmetics bag3
#379spooky eyeliner6
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#253spooky lipstick10
#655spooky mushroom66
#255stinky mushroom10
#277strawberry78
#50styrofoam ore123
#73sucky decal18
#114sugar-coated pine cone36
#75tasket10
#1316teddy bear3
#269teddy bear sewing kit1
#40tiny Mountie hat10
#411tiny balloon knife1
#268tiny knife and fork2
#312tiny maracas2
#625tiny ninja sword1
#96tiny nose-bone fetish1
#4914tiny plastic Cheshire bat3
#1731tiny plastic Crimbo elf5
#1955tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer4
#1747tiny plastic Crimbo wreath2
#1283tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo3
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#3948tiny plastic angry goat4
#1826tiny plastic baby gravy fairy10
#3316tiny plastic barrrnacle5
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#3304tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball5
#4873tiny plastic cocoabo3
#4886tiny plastic coffee pixie3
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#2255tiny plastic fuzzy dice8
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#3342tiny plastic ghuol whelp5
#4811tiny plastic grue3
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#3971tiny plastic howling balloon monkey4
#4794tiny plastic killer bee3
#2880tiny plastic leprechaun6
#2827tiny plastic mosquito6
#2601tiny plastic pastamancer2
#2644tiny plastic sauceror2
#2016tiny plastic stab bat9
#2514tiny plastic star starfish7
#1653tiny plastic sweet nutcracker5
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#145tiny shaker of salt13
#74tisket10
#1914toast119
#1102tofurkey gravy7
#1103tofurkey leg7
#373tortoise's blessing5
#650toy train3
#772toy wheel11
#77transporter transponder50
#525tree-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#413warm mushroom3
#852yellow paisley oyster egg3
#863yellow plastic oyster egg7
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#420yo-yo73
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 2,778 items total!

what items are this player missing?