| #687 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 5 |
| #1616 | Angry Farmer candy | 7 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2255 | Crown of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #454 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #949 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #1138 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #602 | anticheese | 5 |
| #623 | antique helmet | 4 |
| #744 | antique shield | 2 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1537 | awful poetry journal | 5 |
| #630 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #598 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 3 |
| #1016 | bottle of gin | 4 |
| #1348 | bottle of rum | 3 |
| #1081 | bottle of tequila | 4 |
| #864 | bottle of vodka | 6 |
| #1273 | bottle of whiskey | 3 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #910 | boxed wine | 7 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #477 | dehydrated caviar | 5 |
| #97 | demon whip | 1 |
| #525 | desiccated apricot | 5 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #560 | evil golden arch | 9 |
| #684 | fancy bath salts | 5 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #722 | giant discarded bottlecap | 6 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #1025 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1310 | logic synthesizer | 4 |
| #74 | makeshift turban | 2 |
| #1153 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #2009 | shiny ring | 5 |
| #1174 | spooky felt | 6 |
| #1561 | spooky length of string | 3 |
| #742 | spooky wooden block | 9 |
| #7011 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #7825 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #7773 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |