| #688 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 5 |
| #1616 | Angry Farmer candy | 7 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #603 | anticheese | 5 |
| #621 | antique helmet | 4 |
| #743 | antique shield | 2 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1538 | awful poetry journal | 5 |
| #630 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #599 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 3 |
| #1016 | bottle of gin | 4 |
| #1349 | bottle of rum | 3 |
| #1082 | bottle of tequila | 4 |
| #866 | bottle of vodka | 6 |
| #1273 | bottle of whiskey | 3 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #910 | boxed wine | 7 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #477 | dehydrated caviar | 5 |
| #97 | demon whip | 1 |
| #524 | desiccated apricot | 5 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #560 | evil golden arch | 9 |
| #682 | fancy bath salts | 5 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #720 | giant discarded bottlecap | 6 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1310 | logic synthesizer | 4 |
| #74 | makeshift turban | 2 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #2008 | shiny ring | 5 |
| #1175 | spooky felt | 6 |
| #1561 | spooky length of string | 3 |
| #742 | spooky wooden block | 9 |
| #7000 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #7815 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #7761 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #7879 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |