| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2265 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #647 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 2 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #63 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #50 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #5465 | badass belt | 4 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2995 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #936 | duct tape | 23 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #75 | duct tape sword | 2 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1945 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #368 | filthy lucre | 100 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #4014 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #930 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #747 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2991 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #255 | tattered paper crown | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #604 | turtle pheromones | 2 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #693 | worthless knick-knack | 4 |
| #437 | worthless trinket | 6 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |