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| #50 | Doublepunchplanter | 1 |
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| #51 | Extra-slimy Slimosa | 1 |
| #244 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #56 | Firewater | 1 |
| #75 | Flaming Knob | 1 |
| #88 | Gin Mint | 1 |
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| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #75 | Humanitini | 1 |
| #93 | Jack-O-Lantern beer | 1 |
| #55 | Locust | 1 |
| #53 | Lollipop Drop | 1 |
| #1757 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #261 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #88 | Mint Yulep | 1 |
| #27 | Moonthril Schnapps | 1 |
| #91 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 1 |
| #77 | Oh, the Humanitini | 1 |
| #78 | Orangemageddon wine cooler | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #84 | Paint A Vulgar Pitcher | 1 |
| #65 | Plague of Locusts | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #70 | Radberry Rip wine cooler | 1 |
| #938 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #39 | Saison du Lune | 1 |
| #91 | Shot of the Living Dead | 1 |
| #63 | Slimebite | 1 |
| #56 | Slimosa | 1 |
| #62 | Suffering Sinner | 1 |
| #738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #52 | Suppurating Sinner | 1 |
| #99 | Tequiz Navidad | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #753 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #104 | White Hyborian | 1 |
| #88 | Wrecked Generator | 1 |
| #194 | Ye Olde Meade | 1 |
| #91 | Zoodriver | 1 |
| #501 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #1620 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #265 | backwoods screwdriver | 1 |
| #101 | barrel-aged martini | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #84 | blood and blood | 1 |
| #620 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #378 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #335 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #214 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 1 |
| #623 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #513 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #340 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #156 | bottle of wine | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #159 | bucket of wine | 1 |
| #533 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1326 | candy stake | 5 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #138 | cheap wind-up clock | 6 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #1809 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #167 | cranberry cordial | 1 |
| #567 | cream stout | 1 |
| #493 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #92 | dew yoana lei | 1 |
| #73 | dew yoana salacious lei | 1 |
| #265 | dry martini | 1 |
| #1029 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1014 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #303 | elven squeeze | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #322 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #131 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #860 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #33 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 1 |
| #132 | gibson | 1 |
| #274 | gimlet | 1 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #1908 | green beer | 1 |
| #107 | huge bowl of candy | 16 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #201 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #308 | loadstone | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #236 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #73 | melon-infused sake | 1 |
| #118 | mimosette | 1 |
| #23 | miniature goose mask | 1 |
| #143 | missing wine | 1 |
| #106 | natto-infused sake | 1 |
| #255 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #106 | parisian cathouse | 1 |
| #177 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #56 | pixel beer | 1 |
| #55 | pixel daiquiri | 1 |
| #135 | plain old beer | 1 |
| #318 | plastic cup of beer | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #98 | purple glowstick | 16 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #139 | red rum | 1 |
| #209 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #139 | rocket fuel | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
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| #188 | salinated mint julep | 1 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #76 | screwdiver | 1 |
| #719 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #357 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
| #98 | single swig of vodka | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #509 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 1 |
| #426 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #970 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #138 | soyburger juice | 1 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #521 | spooky toy wheel | 10 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2250 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #123 | stepmom's booze | 1 |
| #695 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #463 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #1551 | stringy sinew | 3 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #347 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #449 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #27 | tiny glowing red nose | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #1202 | toy crazy train | 5 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #1565 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
| #1723 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #952 | tree-eating kite | 25 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #155 | unflavored wine cooler | 1 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #126 | vodka and tonic | 1 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #646 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #85 | white wine | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #147 | zmobie | 1 |
| #68 | zombie | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |