| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1455 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #275 | Alewifeâ„¢ Ale | 1 |
| #36 | Arrrmetia trading card | 4 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #243 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #634 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 6 |
| #1007 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #170 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #236 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #1868 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #691 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 6 |
| #90 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 2 |
| #455 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #654 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 6 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #308 | Mae West | 1 |
| #262 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #203 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 1 |
| #530 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #83 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 2 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #287 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #377 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #157 | Psychotic Train wine | 1 |
| #940 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #114 | Russian Ice | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #209 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #90 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 2 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #1566 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #777 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #398 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 10 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #700 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 7 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #757 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #105 | White Hyborian | 1 |
| #233 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 1 |
| #194 | Ye Olde Meade | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #486 | around the world | 1 |
| #234 | artisanal limoncello | 1 |
| #265 | backwoods screwdriver | 1 |
| #220 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #787 | beertini | 1 |
| #801 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #158 | blended frozen swill | 1 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #621 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #241 | boilermaker | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #263 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #379 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #414 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #386 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #334 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #216 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 1 |
| #624 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #513 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #1331 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #265 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #1586 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #344 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #1072 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #1368 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1261 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1506 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #364 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #117 | caipifruta | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #555 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #200 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #217 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #486 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #569 | cream stout | 1 |
| #523 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #200 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #458 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #494 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #93 | dew yoana lei | 1 |
| #1852 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #266 | dry martini | 1 |
| #213 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #155 | electric snakebite | 1 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #304 | elven squeeze | 1 |
| #254 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #510 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #1946 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #132 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #168 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #132 | fruity girl swill | 1 |
| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #132 | gibson | 1 |
| #275 | gimlet | 1 |
| #129 | gin and tonic | 1 |
| #321 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #1910 | green beer | 1 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #632 | handful of hand chalk | 23 |
| #39 | honey mead | 1 |
| #433 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1093 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #94 | junk yard | 1 |
| #201 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #146 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #230 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #79 | lychee chuhai | 1 |
| #310 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #236 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #480 | margarita | 1 |
| #482 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #479 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #102 | milk of magnesium | 25 |
| #119 | mimosette | 1 |
| #144 | missing wine | 1 |
| #502 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #155 | moonberry wine cooler | 1 |
| #490 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #257 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #213 | open sauce | 1 |
| #165 | painting of a glass of wine | 1 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #477 | papaya slung | 2 |
| #106 | parisian cathouse | 1 |
| #179 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #594 | pink pony | 1 |
| #213 | plum wine | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #268 | pumpkin beer | 1 |
| #120 | rabbit punch | 1 |
| #209 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #109 | red-hot boilermaker | 1 |
| #515 | redrum | 1 |
| #454 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #494 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #647 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #189 | salinated mint julep | 1 |
| #854 | salty dog | 1 |
| #320 | salty slug | 4 |
| #336 | sangria | 1 |
| #168 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #77 | screwdiver | 1 |
| #588 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #279 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #233 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 1 |
| #307 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #258 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #174 | shot of peach schnapps | 1 |
| #167 | shot of pear schnapps | 1 |
| #357 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #546 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #511 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 1 |
| #427 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #232 | slug of rum | 1 |
| #225 | slug of shochu | 1 |
| #201 | slug of vodka | 1 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #488 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #372 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #249 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #697 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #465 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #3137 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3113 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1873 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2681 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1966 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3069 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3111 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #207 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3136 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3108 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2704 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1401 | stuffing | 5 |
| #225 | tangarita | 1 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #96 | teqiwila | 1 |
| #260 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #438 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #126 | tequila sunset | 1 |
| #348 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #1000 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #956 | toast | 666 |
| #124 | tropical swill | 1 |
| #225 | very overdue library book | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #127 | vodka and tonic | 1 |
| #101 | vodka gibson | 1 |
| #465 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #258 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #648 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #104 | whiskey bittersweet | 1 |
| #630 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #791 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #222 | white Xanadian | 1 |
| #1104 | white lightning | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #148 | zmobie | 1 |