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| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #820 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #755 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #768 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
| #1683 | Crimboween memo | 4 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #997 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #626 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #954 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #237 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 6 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #81 | Mr. Balloon | 2 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #273 | Valentine's Day cake | 2 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #486 | abominable snowcone | 20 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #90 | babycakes | 3 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #72 | blue velvet cake | 2 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #2778 | box of sunshine | 34 |
| #879 | can of Binarrrca | 9 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1795 | candy cane | 15 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1565 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #515 | daisy | 3 |
| #1954 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #1350 | dill | 5 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #2702 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| #2364 | eggnog | 2 |
| #1509 | evil teddy bear | 5 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #513 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #2008 | felt | 2 |
| #62 | flashing novelty button | 9 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #144 | green balloon | 99 |
| #641 | heart-shaped balloon | 6 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #251 | long-stemmed rose | 11 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1188 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1260 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #275 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 2 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #656 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #172 | orange glowstick | 11 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #796 | pants of the Slug Lord | 4 |
| #523 | personalized birthday cake | 3 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1499 | pixellated candy heart | 3 |
| #993 | portable corkscrew | 5 |
| #441 | potted cactus | 4 |
| #208 | potted fern | 3 |
| #61 | pretty bouquet | 99 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #360 | red plastic oyster egg | 13 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #448 | salty dog | 11 |
| #63 | salty slug | 34 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1296 | string of blue beads | 8 |
| #1746 | string of green beads | 4 |
| #1585 | string of red beads | 5 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #7815 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #424 | stuffed zmobie | 2 |
| #1137 | stuffing | 7 |
| #595 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #11 | tiny shaker of salt | 308 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #248 | tulip | 2 |
| #510 | urinal cake | 2 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1437 | vinegar | 4 |
| #194 | white balloon | 99 |
| #743 | wooden block | 3 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #880 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |