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| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1742 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #823 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #757 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #771 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
| #1681 | Crimboween memo | 4 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #999 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #630 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #956 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #237 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 6 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #81 | Mr. Balloon | 2 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #273 | Valentine's Day cake | 2 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #1954 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #486 | abominable snowcone | 20 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #90 | babycakes | 3 |
| #6539 | badass belt | 2 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #72 | blue velvet cake | 2 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #2783 | box of sunshine | 34 |
| #882 | can of Binarrrca | 9 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1793 | candy cane | 15 |
| #392 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #940 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1564 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #515 | daisy | 3 |
| #1956 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #1349 | dill | 5 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #2700 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| #2363 | eggnog | 2 |
| #1508 | evil teddy bear | 5 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #512 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #2007 | felt | 2 |
| #62 | flashing novelty button | 9 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #144 | green balloon | 99 |
| #641 | heart-shaped balloon | 6 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #251 | long-stemmed rose | 11 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1188 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1261 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #275 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 2 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #657 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #172 | orange glowstick | 11 |
| #1559 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #797 | pants of the Slug Lord | 4 |
| #523 | personalized birthday cake | 3 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1498 | pixellated candy heart | 3 |
| #993 | portable corkscrew | 5 |
| #440 | potted cactus | 4 |
| #208 | potted fern | 3 |
| #62 | pretty bouquet | 99 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #360 | red plastic oyster egg | 13 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #449 | salty dog | 11 |
| #63 | salty slug | 34 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1295 | string of blue beads | 8 |
| #1746 | string of green beads | 4 |
| #1584 | string of red beads | 5 |
| #8860 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8947 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #7692 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #8969 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #500 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #7824 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #8939 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8877 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #424 | stuffed zmobie | 2 |
| #1137 | stuffing | 7 |
| #596 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #957 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #601 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #953 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8212 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #4863 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8129 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2574 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #6240 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #6181 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8187 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6156 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8059 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2707 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #4855 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6186 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #4848 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4902 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4893 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #11 | tiny shaker of salt | 308 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1557 | top | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #247 | tulip | 2 |
| #512 | urinal cake | 2 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1437 | vinegar | 4 |
| #194 | white balloon | 99 |
| #743 | wooden block | 3 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #881 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |