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| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
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| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
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| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
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| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
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| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
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| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
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| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
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| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
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| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
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| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
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