| #1565 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| #459 | Cloaca grenade | 35 |
| #204 | Cloaca-Cola | 200 |
| #180 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 20 |
| #696 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #880 | Dyspepsi grenade | 10 |
| #284 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 10 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| 🥉 | Grimacite galoshes | 1 |
| #49 | Libram of Resolutions | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #391 | annoying pitchfork | 7 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #1325 | candy stake | 5 |
| #1275 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 5 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #2154 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #2188 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2476 | grue egg | 8 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #104 | plexiglass pendant | 2 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #147 | plexiglass pith helmet | 2 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #472 | zombie pineal gland | 10 |