| #123 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #836 | Amulet of Yendor | 15 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #312 | Divine | 1 |
| #296 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 4 |
| #233 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #304 | Mae West | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #346 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #286 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #1058 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 3 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #842 | bag of airline peanuts | 30 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #196 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #622 | blood flower | 10 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1097 | brick | 25 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #627 | clown hammer | 42 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #368 | daisy | 7 |
| #792 | defective skull | 20 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #680 | encoder ring | 15 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #781 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 31 |
| #1167 | fake fake vomit | 15 |
| #925 | fake hand | 20 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #99 | football helmet | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #274 | gimlet | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #92 | goofily-plumed helmet | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #180 | green balloon | 51 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #877 | heart-shaped balloon | 3 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #749 | jazz soap | 35 |
| #728 | joybuzzer | 38 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #433 | long-stemmed rose | 2 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #100 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #764 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 34 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| #308 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #80 | paper-plate-mail pants | 1 |
| #101 | pentacorn hat | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #884 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 19 |
| #754 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 36 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #557 | potted cactus | 2 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #16 | purple pixel pie | 500 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1019 | rubber emo roe | 22 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #92 | slightly peevedbow | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #651 | stuffed dodecapede | 4 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #224 | tangarita | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #259 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1679 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3076 | toast | 2 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #93 | troutpiece | 1 |
| #248 | tulip | 2 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #111 | union scalemail pants | 1 |
| #609 | valuable trinket | 120 |
| #257 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #617 | whoopie cushion | 50 |
| #816 | wind-up chattering teeth | 34 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #103 | wooden salad bowl | 1 |
| #776 | x-ray specs | 18 |
| #335 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #102 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #786 | yellow snowcone | 40 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |