| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #836 | Amulet of Yendor | 15 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #296 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 4 |
| #236 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #308 | Mae West | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #287 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #1061 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 3 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #841 | bag of airline peanuts | 30 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #197 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #621 | blood flower | 10 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1098 | brick | 25 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #627 | clown hammer | 42 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #368 | daisy | 7 |
| #790 | defective skull | 20 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #678 | encoder ring | 15 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #779 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 31 |
| #1165 | fake fake vomit | 15 |
| #922 | fake hand | 20 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #99 | football helmet | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #275 | gimlet | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #94 | goofily-plumed helmet | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #180 | green balloon | 51 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #878 | heart-shaped balloon | 3 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #749 | jazz soap | 35 |
| #727 | joybuzzer | 38 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #433 | long-stemmed rose | 2 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #100 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #764 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 34 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| #310 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #80 | paper-plate-mail pants | 1 |
| #100 | pentacorn hat | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #883 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 19 |
| #753 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 36 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #558 | potted cactus | 2 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #17 | purple pixel pie | 500 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1021 | rubber emo roe | 22 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #92 | slightly peevedbow | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #651 | stuffed dodecapede | 4 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2642 | stuffing | 1 |
| #174 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #225 | tangarita | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #260 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1679 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3083 | toast | 2 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #93 | troutpiece | 1 |
| #247 | tulip | 2 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #110 | union scalemail pants | 1 |
| #608 | valuable trinket | 120 |
| #258 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #616 | whoopie cushion | 50 |
| #817 | wind-up chattering teeth | 34 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #102 | wooden salad bowl | 1 |
| #774 | x-ray specs | 18 |
| #336 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #101 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #784 | yellow snowcone | 40 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |