| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #5464 | badass belt | 4 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1045 | black pixel | 1 |
| #1228 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #5905 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2005 | candy cane | 12 |
| #330 | delicious noodles | 4 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1840 | eggnog | 4 |
| #606 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #633 | fancy chocolate | 5 |
| #1390 | felt | 5 |
| #1422 | fruitcake | 10 |
| #2188 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #1244 | googly eye | 8 |
| #1107 | green pixel | 1 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #11 | heavy metal sonata | 510 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1061 | iron pasta spoon | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #1458 | mafia aria | 5 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #1124 | penguin skin | 3 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #311 | radio button candy | 3 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #794 | red pixel | 1 |
| #1301 | scroll of pasta summoning | 2 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #6927 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #7759 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6837 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #7011 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5818 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #6997 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #5804 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5314 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6336 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #1034 | stuffing | 8 |
| #1003 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 10 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #934 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 19 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 4 |
| #2028 | tiny plastic angry goat | 9 |
| #1817 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 8 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1364 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 13 |
| #962 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 18 |
| #1385 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 13 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #1300 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 14 |
| #2038 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 9 |
| #1312 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 14 |
| #1214 | tiny plastic grue | 15 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic hermit | 5 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #1273 | tiny plastic killer bee | 14 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #1394 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 13 |
| #732 | tiny plastic mosquito | 23 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #2033 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 9 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic sauceror | 5 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1049 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 17 |
| #2511 | tiny plastic stab bat | 7 |
| #1270 | tiny plastic star starfish | 14 |
| #1082 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 5 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1023 | white pixel | 1 |
| #931 | wooden block | 2 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |