| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1495 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2052 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1963 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #5462 | badass belt | 4 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1047 | black pixel | 1 |
| #1232 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #5907 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2007 | candy cane | 12 |
| #331 | delicious noodles | 4 |
| #1795 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1838 | eggnog | 4 |
| #606 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #636 | fancy chocolate | 5 |
| #1390 | felt | 5 |
| #1421 | fruitcake | 10 |
| #2188 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #1244 | googly eye | 8 |
| #1109 | green pixel | 1 |
| #871 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #11 | heavy metal sonata | 510 |
| #540 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1061 | iron pasta spoon | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #1457 | mafia aria | 5 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #1126 | penguin skin | 3 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #309 | radio button candy | 3 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #796 | red pixel | 1 |
| #1300 | scroll of pasta summoning | 2 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #7820 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #6938 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #7776 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #7832 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7878 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6849 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #7024 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5826 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7876 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #7006 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #5815 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7840 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5326 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6928 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6346 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #1034 | stuffing | 8 |
| #1004 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 10 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #937 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 19 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 4 |
| #2036 | tiny plastic angry goat | 9 |
| #1825 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #2257 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 8 |
| #2571 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1368 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 13 |
| #964 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 18 |
| #1387 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 13 |
| #1362 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #1306 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 14 |
| #2041 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 9 |
| #1316 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 14 |
| #1217 | tiny plastic grue | 15 |
| #1058 | tiny plastic hermit | 5 |
| #3307 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #1275 | tiny plastic killer bee | 14 |
| #3333 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #1396 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 13 |
| #734 | tiny plastic mosquito | 23 |
| #1797 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #2037 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 9 |
| #1022 | tiny plastic sauceror | 5 |
| #2612 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1053 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 17 |
| #2515 | tiny plastic stab bat | 7 |
| #1270 | tiny plastic star starfish | 14 |
| #1085 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 5 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1026 | white pixel | 1 |
| #932 | wooden block | 2 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |