| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #746 | BGE merchandise order form | 3 |
| #373 | BGE shotglass | 18 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #335 | CRIMBCO mug | 41 |
| #1095 | CRIMBCO scrip | 45 |
| #575 | CRIMBCO wine | 13 |
| #506 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #2140 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #500 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 12 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #655 | ammonite fossil | 5 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #381 | bath ball gift set | 13 |
| #1290 | battered Crimbo Crate | 3 |
| #766 | belemnite fossil | 3 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #1061 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #462 | candy knuckles | 5 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1065 | dollhive | 4 |
| #1476 | elven cellocello | 13 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #2929 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #2642 | stuffed Meat | 4 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2290 | stuffed key | 4 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #2867 | stuffed mink | 2 |
| #2907 | stuffed monocle | 2 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3088 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |