| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #746 | BGE merchandise order form | 3 |
| #373 | BGE shotglass | 18 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #335 | CRIMBCO mug | 41 |
| #1094 | CRIMBCO scrip | 45 |
| #575 | CRIMBCO wine | 13 |
| #507 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #2141 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #501 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 12 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #657 | ammonite fossil | 5 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #382 | bath ball gift set | 13 |
| #1289 | battered Crimbo Crate | 3 |
| #768 | belemnite fossil | 3 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #736 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #1063 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #461 | candy knuckles | 5 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1066 | dollhive | 4 |
| #1478 | elven cellocello | 13 |
| #26 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #2943 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #2652 | stuffed Meat | 4 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2298 | stuffed key | 4 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #2880 | stuffed mink | 2 |
| #2923 | stuffed monocle | 2 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3136 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3108 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2704 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |