| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #24 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #61 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #143 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 30 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #2605 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #107 | banana-frosted king cake | 20 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #173 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #237 | delicious salad | 222 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #103 | ghost pickle on a stick | 10 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #890 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #41 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #140 | time sword | 1 |
| #42 | time trousers | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #51 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 20 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |