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| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #308 | Cloaca grenade | 57 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
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| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #255 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 38 |
| #1306 | Dyspepsi grenade | 4 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #236 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #308 | Mae West | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #287 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #6538 | badass belt | 2 |
| #999 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #788 | beertini | 1 |
| #159 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #3230 | box of sunshine | 24 |
| #117 | caipifruta | 1 |
| #112 | can of fake snow | 3 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #262 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #3266 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #796 | evil teddy bear | 14 |
| #672 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 10 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1135 | fancy dress ball | 8 |
| #861 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #132 | gibson | 1 |
| #275 | gimlet | 1 |
| #129 | gin and tonic | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #3472 | grue egg | 4 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #310 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #520 | marionette | 3 |
| #666 | martini | 1 |
| #444 | meat paste | 73 |
| #1042 | meat stack | 1 |
| #119 | mimosette | 1 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #620 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #106 | parisian cathouse | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #120 | rabbit punch | 1 |
| #271 | rag doll | 9 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #272 | ring of increase damage | 2 |
| #647 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #855 | salty dog | 1 |
| #623 | salty slug | 1 |
| #893 | scroll of drastic healing | 17 |
| #146 | sleazy fairy gravy | 1 |
| #729 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 4 |
| #475 | sock monkey | 5 |
| #1487 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1710 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #576 | strawberry daiquiri | 2 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #667 | support cummerbund | 8 |
| #225 | tangarita | 1 |
| #96 | teqiwila | 1 |
| #260 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #126 | tequila sunset | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #950 | tiny house | 64 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 6 |
| #1832 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #1903 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #464 | top | 10 |
| #818 | toy crazy train | 10 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #119 | tree skirt | 3 |
| #754 | tree-eating kite | 37 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #255 | tropical wrapping paper | 4 |
| #1912 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #127 | vodka and tonic | 1 |
| #101 | vodka gibson | 1 |
| #258 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #649 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #104 | whiskey bittersweet | 1 |
| #513 | whiskey sour | 2 |
| #792 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #328 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #337 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #380 | yo-yo | 84 |
| #148 | zmobie | 1 |