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| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #306 | Cloaca grenade | 57 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
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| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #312 | Divine | 1 |
| #254 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 38 |
| #1300 | Dyspepsi grenade | 4 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #233 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #304 | Mae West | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #346 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #286 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
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| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #155 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #3226 | box of sunshine | 24 |
| #117 | caipifruta | 1 |
| #114 | can of fake snow | 3 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #263 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #796 | evil teddy bear | 14 |
| #673 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 10 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1133 | fancy dress ball | 8 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #132 | gibson | 1 |
| #274 | gimlet | 1 |
| #128 | gin and tonic | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #3467 | grue egg | 4 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #308 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #520 | marionette | 3 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #442 | meat paste | 73 |
| #1043 | meat stack | 1 |
| #118 | mimosette | 1 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #527 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #617 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #106 | parisian cathouse | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #119 | rabbit punch | 1 |
| #270 | rag doll | 9 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #273 | ring of increase damage | 2 |
| #641 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #621 | salty slug | 1 |
| #894 | scroll of drastic healing | 17 |
| #146 | sleazy fairy gravy | 1 |
| #728 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 4 |
| #477 | sock monkey | 5 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #575 | strawberry daiquiri | 2 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #667 | support cummerbund | 8 |
| #224 | tangarita | 1 |
| #96 | teqiwila | 1 |
| #259 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #125 | tequila sunset | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #952 | tiny house | 64 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1414 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 6 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #1905 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #463 | top | 10 |
| #817 | toy crazy train | 10 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #121 | tree skirt | 3 |
| #753 | tree-eating kite | 37 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #255 | tropical wrapping paper | 4 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #126 | vodka and tonic | 1 |
| #100 | vodka gibson | 1 |
| #257 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #646 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #104 | whiskey bittersweet | 1 |
| #514 | whiskey sour | 2 |
| #788 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #326 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #335 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #380 | yo-yo | 84 |
| #147 | zmobie | 1 |