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| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #1238 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
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| #340 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 3 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #913 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 6 |
| #1419 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 6 |
| #614 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #1569 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 19 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #781 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #2281 | Rock Pops | 5 |
| #338 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 2 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #848 | Time Juice | 7 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1914 | Valentine | 3 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2237 | Yummy Tummy bean | 22 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #1252 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #288 | arrow'd heart balloon | 2 |
| #856 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
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| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
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| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1046 | black pixel | 1 |
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| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1655 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1181 | blue pixel | 2 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1001 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1368 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
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| #378 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
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| #319 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 2 |
| #400 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
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| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #134 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
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| #272 | bottle of sake | 2 |
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| #1126 | bottle of vodka | 2 |
| #1215 | bottle of whiskey | 4 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
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| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1053 | box | 1 |
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| #53 | briny vinegar | 5 |
| #1107 | broken skull | 2 |
| #796 | bubbly potion | 3 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #212 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #4138 | candy cane | 2 |
| #480 | carob chunks | 5 |
| #871 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 7 |
| #665 | cherry | 1 |
| #538 | dark potion | 12 |
| #851 | disease | 3 |
| #1520 | disturbing fanfic | 5 |
| #586 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #4235 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1146 | eggnog | 11 |
| #480 | empty blowgun | 3 |
| #734 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #263 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 5 |
| #766 | eye of newt | 4 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #788 | fancy chocolate | 4 |
| #706 | fizzy potion | 5 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #1518 | ghost cucumber | 6 |
| #885 | giant needle | 8 |
| #2191 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
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| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #214 | handful of drink tickets | 1 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #908 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #939 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1274 | length of string | 5 |
| #767 | lihc eye | 5 |
| #868 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #386 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #95 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
| #524 | milky potion | 12 |
| #1372 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1024 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1352 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #187 | painful penne pasta | 1 |
| #1392 | pasta spoon | 2 |
| #87 | penguin shorts | 2 |
| #597 | penguin skin | 50 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #98 | penguin whip | 2 |
| #70 | penguin-smacking club | 1 |
| #84 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1096 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #441 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 9 |
| #754 | puce striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #471 | red paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #752 | salamander spleen | 4 |
| #1064 | scroll of drastic healing | 6 |
| #1014 | scroll of pasta summoning | 5 |
| #321 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 2 |
| #1228 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 4 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #953 | spooky eyeliner | 3 |
| #391 | spooky hockey mask | 4 |
| #580 | spooky lipstick | 5 |
| #888 | spooky mushroom | 30 |
| #154 | spooky mushroom wine | 2 |
| #894 | spooky shrunken head | 3 |
| #278 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #639 | spooky stick | 9 |
| #792 | squashed frog | 5 |
| #1295 | string of blue beads | 8 |
| #1119 | string of green beads | 10 |
| #795 | string of red beads | 15 |
| #2673 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #8938 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8945 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #2301 | stuffed Meat | 8 |
| #87 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7018 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #8953 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8834 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1580 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #8927 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8981 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2139 | stuffed key | 6 |
| #8915 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #2266 | stuffed mink | 8 |
| #2238 | stuffed monocle | 9 |
| #8943 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4804 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8965 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8806 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7777 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2666 | stuffed teddy butler | 4 |
| #2308 | stuffed tin of caviar | 8 |
| #2217 | stuffed treasure chest | 5 |
| #8894 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1296 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #816 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 5 |
| #1104 | thin black candle | 20 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1601 | tiny house | 3 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2196 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #1187 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 15 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #2738 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2850 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #593 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1810 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #993 | tiny plastic angry goat | 18 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #1649 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #3941 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #2574 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 12 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2769 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2505 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 7 |
| #1520 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 12 |
| #2097 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #884 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 20 |
| #2885 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #2024 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 9 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1529 | tiny plastic grue | 12 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #1058 | tiny plastic hermit | 5 |
| #6152 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #986 | tiny plastic killer bee | 18 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2011 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 9 |
| #1305 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 14 |
| #3327 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1427 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 13 |
| #853 | tiny plastic stab bat | 21 |
| #2025 | tiny plastic star starfish | 9 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1919 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #2124 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #2704 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #1474 | toy wheel | 3 |
| #2766 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1584 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |