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| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
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| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #912 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 6 |
| #1418 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 6 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #1571 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 19 |
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| #2282 | Rock Pops | 5 |
| #337 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 2 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #849 | Time Juice | 7 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1911 | Valentine | 3 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2238 | Yummy Tummy bean | 22 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #1253 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #288 | arrow'd heart balloon | 2 |
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| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1045 | black pixel | 1 |
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| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1178 | blue pixel | 2 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1000 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
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| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
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| #270 | bottle of sake | 2 |
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| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
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| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
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| #362 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #53 | briny vinegar | 5 |
| #1108 | broken skull | 2 |
| #795 | bubbly potion | 3 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #214 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #482 | carob chunks | 5 |
| #872 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 7 |
| #662 | cherry | 1 |
| #536 | dark potion | 12 |
| #848 | disease | 3 |
| #1521 | disturbing fanfic | 5 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #551 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1147 | eggnog | 11 |
| #479 | empty blowgun | 3 |
| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #262 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 5 |
| #766 | eye of newt | 4 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #787 | fancy chocolate | 4 |
| #704 | fizzy potion | 5 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #1516 | ghost cucumber | 6 |
| #885 | giant needle | 8 |
| #2188 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
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| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #210 | handful of drink tickets | 1 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #938 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1275 | length of string | 5 |
| #769 | lihc eye | 5 |
| #868 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #383 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #94 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
| #523 | milky potion | 12 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1023 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1350 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #183 | painful penne pasta | 1 |
| #1386 | pasta spoon | 2 |
| #87 | penguin shorts | 2 |
| #596 | penguin skin | 50 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #98 | penguin whip | 2 |
| #71 | penguin-smacking club | 1 |
| #84 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1098 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #440 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 9 |
| #753 | puce striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #470 | red paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #752 | salamander spleen | 4 |
| #1065 | scroll of drastic healing | 6 |
| #1014 | scroll of pasta summoning | 5 |
| #319 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 2 |
| #1229 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 4 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #953 | spooky eyeliner | 3 |
| #389 | spooky hockey mask | 4 |
| #580 | spooky lipstick | 5 |
| #891 | spooky mushroom | 30 |
| #154 | spooky mushroom wine | 2 |
| #895 | spooky shrunken head | 3 |
| #277 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #639 | spooky stick | 9 |
| #791 | squashed frog | 5 |
| #1296 | string of blue beads | 8 |
| #1120 | string of green beads | 10 |
| #796 | string of red beads | 15 |
| #2653 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #2293 | stuffed Meat | 8 |
| #87 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7002 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2130 | stuffed key | 6 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #2258 | stuffed mink | 8 |
| #2227 | stuffed monocle | 9 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7761 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2647 | stuffed teddy butler | 4 |
| #2297 | stuffed tin of caviar | 8 |
| #2202 | stuffed treasure chest | 5 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1297 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #818 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 5 |
| #1104 | thin black candle | 20 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1602 | tiny house | 3 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #1184 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 15 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #988 | tiny plastic angry goat | 18 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #1639 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1505 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 12 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2498 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 7 |
| #1516 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 12 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #880 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 20 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #2018 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 9 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1523 | tiny plastic grue | 12 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic hermit | 5 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #983 | tiny plastic killer bee | 18 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2003 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 9 |
| #1299 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 14 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1419 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 13 |
| #851 | tiny plastic stab bat | 21 |
| #2017 | tiny plastic star starfish | 9 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1914 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #1475 | toy wheel | 3 |
| #2765 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1583 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |