| #63 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 21 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #9 | Acqua Del Piatto Merlot | 1 |
| #6 | Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #34 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 366 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #350 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #2165 | Crimbuck | 23 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #892 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #153 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 16 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #127 | Red Balloon of Valor | 2 |
| #13 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #10 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #12 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uovo Marcio Shiraz | 9 |
| #1147 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #117 | anniversary gift box | 10 |
| 🥇 | beer helmet | 5,378 |
| #34 | bilge wine | 1,963 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #65 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 27 |
| #133 | box of sunshine | 3,197 |
| #35 | bucket of wine | 69 |
| #234 | canteen of wine | 101 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #45 | cruelty-free wine | 148 |
| #39 | distilled fortified wine | 72 |
| #35 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 573 |
| #32 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 667 |
| #36 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 535 |
| #34 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 728 |
| #40 | dusty bottle of Port | 663 |
| #40 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 542 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #121 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 16 |
| 🥈 | fine wine | 331,966 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #1993 | handful of confetti | 17 |
| #896 | leather mask | 1 |
| #94 | mysterious present | 5 |
| #244 | pants kit | 1 |
| #537 | piercing post | 1 |
| #85 | pile of loose snow | 2 |
| #367 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #11 | plum wine | 342 |
| #184 | sandwich of the gods | 16 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #330 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #185 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #603 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #32 | thistle wine | 222 |
| #4 | white wine | 167 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |