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| #935 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #39 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #63 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #100 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #23 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #31 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #39 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #15 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 21 |
| #16 | Chateau Mantegna room key | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 2 |
| #62 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 2 |
| #47 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 2 |
| 🥇 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 6,046 |
| 🥇 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 5,889 |
| 🥇 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 7,668 |
| #21 | Manual of Transcendent Olfaction | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #29 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #24 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #22 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #162 | antique painting of a landscape | 5 |
| #48 | black snowcone | 56 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
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| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #2042 | box of sunshine | 65 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #14 | glowing frisbee | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #15 | miniature espresso maker | 37 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #37 | plexiglass pants | 6 |
| #37 | plexiglass pendant | 5 |
| #76 | plexiglass pikestaff | 4 |
| #107 | plexiglass pinky ring | 2 |
| #91 | plexiglass pith helmet | 3 |
| #90 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 2 |
| 🥇 | sensitive poetry journal | 6,509 |
| 🥉 | smile-sharpening stone | 1,311 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1401 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1708 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #23 | still grill | 1 |
| #359 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 102 |
| 🥉 | terrible poem | 7,244 |
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| #4 | warbear empathy chip | 56 |