| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1495 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2052 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #62 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 371 |
| #438 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 5 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1553 | badass belt | 35 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #29 | broken cellular phone | 268 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1862 | candy cane | 14 |
| #43 | clockwork detective skull | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1838 | eggnog | 4 |
| #1832 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1684 | green beer | 2 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #589 | mushroom fermenting solution | 12 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1276 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #912 | scroll of pasta summoning | 7 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #1394 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2642 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1000 | toast | 627 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #256 | valuable trinket | 348 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |