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| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
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| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
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| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
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| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
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| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
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| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
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| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
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| #8061 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
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| #8129 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
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| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
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| #4894 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #4039 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
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