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| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
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| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
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| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
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| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1339 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 3 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
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| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
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| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #3467 | grue egg | 4 |
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| #1458 | mafia aria | 5 |
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| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1350 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
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| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #89 | smile-sharpening stone | 4 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
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| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
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| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
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| #2068 | top | 1 |
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| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #326 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |