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| #579 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
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| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
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| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #648 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
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| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
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| #1641 | doll house | 1 |
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| #1829 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
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| #1351 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
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| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #89 | smile-sharpening stone | 4 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
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| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #2032 | teddy bear | 1 |
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| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4231 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4545 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1734 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
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| #6147 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
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| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #4812 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8065 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #1361 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #4798 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
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| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4905 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #4867 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4897 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
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| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
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