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| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1411 | Crimboween memo | 6 |
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| #1415 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1928 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 2 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
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| #912 | Mountain Stream soda | 2 |
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| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
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| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| #702 | astral mushroom | 8 |
| #115 | attention spanner | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1103 | blood flower | 3 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #5529 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #98 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #254 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #134 | clockwork maid | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #3638 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 2 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #647 | happiness | 1 |
| #1045 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #897 | leather mask | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1845 | mafia aria | 2 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1293 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #75 | meat golem | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #275 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 2 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1558 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 4 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #979 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #970 | spooky cosmetics bag | 2 |
| #392 | spooky hockey mask | 4 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
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| #6271 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #6372 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #7874 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
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| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #3952 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #7796 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8890 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2120 | stuffing | 2 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6142 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #2572 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #4840 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #4873 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #6239 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
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| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6155 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6099 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4853 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
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| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #6199 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #6128 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4891 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
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| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
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| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
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| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1453 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |