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| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #207 | Bjorn's Hammer | 2 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1416 | Cloaca-Cola | 2 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1413 | Crimboween memo | 6 |
| #3592 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1416 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1929 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 2 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #130 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #914 | Mountain Stream soda | 2 |
| #172 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1456 | Valentine | 7 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| #703 | astral mushroom | 8 |
| #115 | attention spanner | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1102 | blood flower | 3 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #5525 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #97 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #251 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #134 | clockwork maid | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #3640 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 2 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #1043 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1847 | mafia aria | 2 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1292 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #74 | meat golem | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #275 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 2 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1561 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 4 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #978 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #971 | spooky cosmetics bag | 2 |
| #389 | spooky hockey mask | 4 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #6261 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #6358 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #3949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #7787 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1556 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #517 | toy soldier | 3 |
| #5 | toy train | 191 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #144 | useless powder | 1,605 |
| #2412 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1451 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |