| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #479 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 3 |
| #221 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 5 |
| #443 | Blood Light | 5 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #384 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 4 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 2 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #1135 | Crimbuck | 468 |
| #2267 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #313 | Elf Guard MPC | 7 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #467 | Go-Wassail | 37 |
| #368 | Nightstalker perfume | 2 |
| #238 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 1 |
| #127 | Schrödinger's thermos | 215 |
| 🥇 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used) | 1 |
| #404 | Silver Bullet beer | 4 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #705 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 4 |
| #777 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 2 |
| #728 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 3 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #1145 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 6 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #234 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 5 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #5054 | badass belt | 5 |
| #398 | bazookafish bubble gum | 1 |
| #585 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #231 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #5907 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #159 | bread pie | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #108 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 5 |
| #159 | clear Russian | 1 |
| #1182 | coconut shell | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #736 | corrupted data | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #181 | donated booze | 58 |
| #301 | donated candy | 22 |
| #305 | donated food | 22 |
| #367 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| #3266 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #843 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #1240 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #138 | golden fleece | 1 |
| #1158 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #234 | handful of honey | 26 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #91 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #120 | jaunty feather | 1 |
| #475 | jerky coins | 41 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #520 | necrotizing body spray | 1 |
| #125 | ocarina of space | 29 |
| #120 | office-supply crossbow | 1 |
| #1597 | old sweatpants | 9 |
| #98 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #90 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #852 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #1219 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
| #11 | red-hot medallion | 1 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #34 | saucepan | 3,179 |
| #102 | shovelful of dirt | 30 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #371 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #144 | stolen office supplies | 33 |
| #900 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #432 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #486 | whisker pencil | 1 |
| #205 | white Crimbo ball | 1 |