| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #478 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 3 |
| #223 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 5 |
| #442 | Blood Light | 5 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #383 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 4 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1137 | Crimbuck | 468 |
| #2266 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #464 | Go-Wassail | 37 |
| #367 | Nightstalker perfume | 2 |
| #237 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 1 |
| #128 | Schrödinger's thermos | 215 |
| #402 | Silver Bullet beer | 4 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #705 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 4 |
| #776 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 2 |
| #728 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 3 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #1144 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 6 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #232 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 5 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #397 | bazookafish bubble gum | 1 |
| #584 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #226 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #5905 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #160 | bread pie | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #108 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 5 |
| #159 | clear Russian | 1 |
| #1171 | coconut shell | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #735 | corrupted data | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #177 | donated booze | 58 |
| #289 | donated candy | 22 |
| #297 | donated food | 22 |
| #366 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #1242 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #134 | golden fleece | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #230 | handful of honey | 26 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #86 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #120 | jaunty feather | 1 |
| #474 | jerky coins | 41 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #521 | necrotizing body spray | 1 |
| #124 | ocarina of space | 29 |
| #119 | office-supply crossbow | 1 |
| #1589 | old sweatpants | 9 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #848 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #1216 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
| #11 | red-hot medallion | 1 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #34 | saucepan | 3,179 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #370 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #143 | stolen office supplies | 33 |
| #898 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #432 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #485 | whisker pencil | 1 |
| #204 | white Crimbo ball | 1 |