| #349 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #700 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 4 |
| #185 | Wand of Nagamar | 32 |
| #904 | astronaut pants | 7 |
| #516 | atomic vector plotter | 6 |
| #492 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 5 |
| #895 | carbon nanotube frame | 10 |
| #1339 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 3 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #483 | computronic processing unit | 6 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #444 | evil googly eye | 10 |
| #1029 | evil teddy bear | 10 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1073 | giant discarded bottlecap | 3 |
| #529 | giant discarded plastic fork | 19 |
| #587 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 7 |
| #491 | goth kid t-shirt | 7 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #148 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 20 |
| #530 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 5 |
| #264 | ion grid | 51 |
| #254 | kite | 30 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #433 | pirate shirt | 3 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #104 | plexiglass pendant | 2 |
| #162 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #504 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 6 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #154 | safety vest | 1 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #386 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 10 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #383 | sock monkey | 7 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1399 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #842 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #1005 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #1867 | string of blue beads | 3 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #1716 | string of red beads | 4 |
| #849 | stringy sinew | 10 |
| #7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #6927 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #7815 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #7787 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7761 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4895 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #286 | tooth | 13 |
| #1399 | toothsome rock | 5 |
| #204 | tortoise's blessing | 13 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1072 | toy jet pack | 5 |
| #650 | toy train | 3 |
| #2002 | tree-eating kite | 6 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1600 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #289 | yo | 33 |