| #349 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #700 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 4 |
| #185 | Wand of Nagamar | 32 |
| #904 | astronaut pants | 7 |
| #516 | atomic vector plotter | 6 |
| #492 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 5 |
| #896 | carbon nanotube frame | 10 |
| #1338 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 3 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #483 | computronic processing unit | 6 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #444 | evil googly eye | 10 |
| #1029 | evil teddy bear | 10 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1077 | giant discarded bottlecap | 3 |
| #530 | giant discarded plastic fork | 19 |
| #586 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 7 |
| #492 | goth kid t-shirt | 7 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #148 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 20 |
| #530 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 5 |
| #264 | ion grid | 51 |
| #254 | kite | 30 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #433 | pirate shirt | 3 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #104 | plexiglass pendant | 2 |
| #163 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #504 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 6 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #156 | safety vest | 1 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #386 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 10 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #382 | sock monkey | 7 |
| #1281 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1402 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #841 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #1007 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #1867 | string of blue beads | 3 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #1715 | string of red beads | 4 |
| #851 | stringy sinew | 10 |
| #7820 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #6938 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6350 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #7798 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4903 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #286 | tooth | 13 |
| #1398 | toothsome rock | 5 |
| #204 | tortoise's blessing | 13 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1072 | toy jet pack | 5 |
| #650 | toy train | 3 |
| #2003 | tree-eating kite | 6 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1601 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #289 | yo | 33 |